watz tha ticket on it

as in: "How are you?" "What's up?" "What are you doing?"

Aye kinfolk whats tha ticket on it?

by Antoinette May 13, 2005

VIP Ticket to Horny Jail

A ticket you can order from The Click's merch store. It can be used to show where you're headed.

I just got a VIP Ticket to Horny Jail! Time to go!

by Luna Kujo April 12, 2022

first class Indian train ticket

Means you get to stand the entire trip inside a passenger car with dot-heads packed shoulder to shoulder rather than ride on the roof of a cattle car or hang off a handrail.

I'll be touring India for 2 weeks this summer.My travel agent scalped me a first class Indian train ticket.

by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011

Did you get your tickets?

To the gun show! *Flexes muscles*

Johnny: Hey, Cindy, Did you get your tickets?

Cindy: To what?

Johnny: To the gun show! *Flexes his muscles so hard he rips his shirt*

Cindy: *Orgasm*

by Specks December 14, 2012

A Ding Dong Ticket

A derogatory term used to describe anyone with ethnic origins from the continent of Asia.

More simply, anyone with squinty eyes.

Even more simply, anyone that sounds like pots and pans hitting the wall while a train whistle is going off in the background when they talk.

Me: What does Xia Yang look like?

You: A Ding Dong, A Ding Dong Ticket

by Jim The Rug Muncher November 2, 2008

One way ticket to Oregon

Suicide, whether legally assisted as allowed by Oregon law or not

In 1961, Ernest Hemingway pulled out his shotgun and bought a one way ticket to Oregon.

by jdotx November 23, 2011

one-way ticket to heart-break city

It means that u can't come out of a bad or worrying situation that bother's you currently (or) which breaks Ur head and bogs u down.You have no other choice than going through a bad phase in your life.

His girl-friend ditched him and so he felt like it was a one-way ticket to heart-break city.

by over- the-top March 29, 2010