What's the story, morning glory?
by vervegirl May 25, 2004
When a man wakes in the morning with an erection. See also the morning wake up call, morning mast and the big top
Hey baby look at my morning horn.
My baby's got wood. Usually followed by your girl chopping on the wood.
My baby's got wood. Usually followed by your girl chopping on the wood.
by 2Damn$ly April 10, 2006
The act of reengaging in sexual intercourse specific to penetration with a woman the morning after an initial primary engagement. This act affirms to both parties that the act the night before was not simply a drunken mistake.
by Hooter McGiverton June 27, 2014
Where else is the 12 hours of sewage gonna go?
When you wake up in the morning and you have to take the some of the biggest shits you've ever seen.
When you wake up in the morning and you have to take the some of the biggest shits you've ever seen.
"Dang, when I wake up every morning, I feel like I have to shit. I feel obliged to do it every morning, or else my day is just weird."
"It's called a morning poop, Joe. Get it right."
"It's called a morning poop, Joe. Get it right."
by A price of shit October 20, 2019
Girlfriend: when I woke up this morning I saw you lying down with your dick out to the sky
Boyfriend: sorry about that, I had morning mahogany so bad it hurt to keep it in my pants
Girlfriend: don't worry, I didn't mind ;)
Boyfriend: sorry about that, I had morning mahogany so bad it hurt to keep it in my pants
Girlfriend: don't worry, I didn't mind ;)
by The Nigerican June 23, 2011
Person 1: Hey man, i finally found that one classical song!
Person 2: Yeah, i know the one. Its called morning mood.
Person 2: Yeah, i know the one. Its called morning mood.
by Ligma Fella September 08, 2018
The trouble with making the first pot of coffee in the morning before you've had that first cup of coffee to steady your nerves.
by Zarathud December 09, 2010