rachel

Fat whore who likes taking in a lot of dick. Cheats on her partners. obsesses over males who show not interest towards her. May possibly have AIDS.

Want to get in with her? then give her a bucket of chicken or chocolate or any other edible item.
Likes sleeping with people in cars.

1. OI Rachel! would you like some food?

YES, HAVE SEX WITH ME! do me now!

2. Has aids

3. Likes sleeping around

4. Loves dick

by cumberdale45 July 7, 2011

Rachel

When a woman can not make eye contact instead stares at your penis like it’s a surf and turf buffet

My eyes are up here Rachel

by Cobbie39 May 30, 2018

rachel

a girl who dreams about fucking kids named jake

Rachel: wow i had such a strange dream about you last night
Jake: hmm wanna make tat a reality

by brooks87 December 14, 2010

rachel

A total perverted pedophile that is super awesome and is a great friend. She loves to play pranks on unsuspecting victims and messing with her family, especially. Very lovable and caring. Will help you even in the worst of times and will try her best to make you happy. And lastly, she has HUGE BOOBS!!!

Yeah, you fucking rock, Rachel.

by Dafuq is a pseudonym? December 9, 2013

Rachel

a rat

Rachel just bit me again!

by ginger0121 June 9, 2016

Rachel

A really nasty girl who claims to take vertical fitness classes in attempts to mitigate the fact that she, in fact is a stripper ho. She will most likely say that her name is pronounced "Raquel" or something of the sorts and also probably talks about her sexual experiences during school hours. Also is not very good looking yet has a decent boyfriend and thinks that abstinence does not include anal penetration.

Dude did you hear that ho talking in class the other day? What a Rachel.

by Prankster22 June 10, 2011

Rachel

A 22 year old virgin who still lives with her mom. Hobbies include posting selfies, colouring, bedazzling cell phone cases, and professing her undying love for other girls boyfriends. Once in her grasp, she'll force your boy to watch her play super Mario for hours on end, until he passes out from sheer boredom, or locks himself in her bathroom to send you picks of his D.

Beware of the "bff" Rachel...she'll steal your boy, bore him to death, and leave you to clean up his "mess" every night on his way home from her moms house. She's more of an inconvenience than a obstacle.

by Dreamspin February 6, 2015