Stage Shite

When a certain circumstance makes you get too nervous to produce any poo.

After making awkward eye contact over the cubicle door, Ryan got Stage Shite in the library toilets

by TimbolaArcade November 16, 2020

horse stage

A stage every women goes through where they absolutely love horses! Like "hey Joe isn't your daughter going through a Horse stage! ya she fucking loves horses. "

Like "hey Joe isn't your daughter going through a Horse stage! ya she fucking loves horses. "

by TrainingWheelsChuck January 19, 2015

Homeless Invasion: Stage II

When you've defeated the homeless people invading your house and more strong homeless people invade your house

Alex: Yo, can I come over yet?
Tony: No. I got to prepare for the Homeless Invasion: Stage II
Alex: Bro what are you talking about?

by Mr. RL May 20, 2022

Oliver Stages

An ordinary Guy that shoves Gummy worm up his bum and eats it.

Oliver Stages

by BIGTITBOY July 10, 2021

Stage Quit

Derived from the term “rage quitting”, stage quitting is when someone exits a situation angrily but it is actually just an act and they are not really mad. Stage quitting can take the form of an ironic rage quit for banter, or just simply be done as a cry for attention.

1) Cal was getting dragged in the group chat so he left. He was only pretending to be annoyed though, it was just a stage quit.

2) Lucy was getting bored so she stage quit the group chat for some attention.

by JohnLbmbmbm January 10, 2022

Stage 4 penis cancer

when u clapped as shit, and you're on your last straw might as well just get stage 4 penis cancer, it defines itself really

Retardecai : DUDE MY BARBER FUCKED UP MY HAIR YESTERDAY CUS OF MY PARENTS WISHES, I LOOK LIKE LLOYD CHRISTMAS FROM DUMB AND DUMBER

Nigby : Damn bro you def look like you're mentally ill

Retardecai : yeah, I got stage 4 penis cancer

by Wang leeeeehom October 29, 2025

reverse stage fright

When you are so afraid of others noticing your stage fright while peeing, you just pee freely.

I usually get stage fright in the office men’s room, but the CEO was next to me so I got reverse stage fright. I didn’t want him to notice I was not peeing and think I was a freak.

by Cliff2003 August 18, 2021