Someone who’s in the closet about there gender or sexual orientation and says and does homophobic and/or sexist thing as a means to cover up the fact that there in the closet
by Anna K Carey June 28, 2021
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 08, 2016
Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 08, 2016
When some one hasn't quite come out of the closet yet. They are gay or bisexual and they just haven't stepped up and admitted it yet. They are taking their sweet time until they are good and ready.
Guy 1: She is the coolest girl I have ever met, I think she is into me.
Guy 2: She plays softball, Doesn't eat bananas, hates dresses, plays football, and talks about girls with you...she's totes decorating the closet.
Girl 1: OMG HE IS SOOO SWEET! He loves Twilight as much as I do!
Girl 2: Bullshit. He is decorating the closet.
Guy 2: She plays softball, Doesn't eat bananas, hates dresses, plays football, and talks about girls with you...she's totes decorating the closet.
Girl 1: OMG HE IS SOOO SWEET! He loves Twilight as much as I do!
Girl 2: Bullshit. He is decorating the closet.
by veryfunnylolpants October 20, 2011
by Sparky71 January 19, 2018
Damn, that nigga a closet baby.
by Darktriceratops March 05, 2017
when a guy and a guy get into a closet to engaging in sexual activity in the closet without anybody else knowing while they have a dance party alone.
A: i heard you played seven minutes in heaven with dalton at the party last night
B: oh yeah it was great he is such a good lover im glad we got some closet time
B: oh yeah it was great he is such a good lover im glad we got some closet time
by god of derp October 03, 2011