When a girl surprises a guy by telling him she's pregnant, and he responds by putting his dick up her vagina and forces it so high up that it hits the fetus and breaks it in half.
by Trump's asscrack February 28, 2018
A Tennessee Rat Tail is when a man or woman takes a shit and takes the fecal matter and rolls it into a long stringy turd, and freezes it for strength. The shitter will then take their creation and insert it into their partners rectum, vagina, mouth, etc.
Dad: That's a nice Play-Doh Tennessee Rat Tail you made there. Your mother loves those.
Son: But it's a snake
Dad:Of course it is Richie...of course it is...
Son: But it's a snake
Dad:Of course it is Richie...of course it is...
by winkyface9 December 31, 2011
Is the process of which a Male has diarrhea in a women's vagina he then proceeds to drink it out perhaps with a straw
by Dirty Mike in the muffs August 20, 2017
The act of which a Male has diarrhea in a women's Vagina he then proceeds to drink it out perhaps with a straw
by Dirty Mike in the muffs August 19, 2017
An act of alternative sexual intercourse where the female in the situation perches herself spread eagle above the males head where the male dressed in a silver thong, a cowboy hat, leather vest, and snakeskin boots furiously fists the female as she shits upon his hat.
by Augustine Marsalles April 04, 2012
not to be confused with the cleveland shower. This entails in the event or act of performing a cleveland shower upon your next of kin (the executor must be from the state of tennessee)the architect of the t-shirt sprays butt mud over the beneficiery, the beneficiery then begins to smear the fecal matter in the shape of a cut off t-shirt over their upper torso. The architect follows up by singing "rocky top" (the tennessee vols fight song) as loud as they can while stamping a "T" (similar to a mushroom print) upon the chest of the beneficiery with their genetalia.
"So there I was at the family reunion in Johnson City... immediately following the potato sack race we heard Cousin Steve singing the UT Fight Song and realized he was giving a tennessee t-shirt to Aunt Sue."
by Big Priddy May 07, 2008
If I hear that damn Tender Tennessee Christmas song one more time, I'm gonna hunt down Alabama and take a tender tennessee bowel movement in their fuckin tour bus........Country music is for people who are born out of incest.
by BIG ROB from Litchtucky December 24, 2003