squid tattoo

when you take the ink from a squid and smear it on his/her ass cheeks and then lick it off..

Dan: yo jason you get anything from rob?

Jason: no.. i wanted to give rob a squid tattoo but he was a vegatarian

by Dan Obuck June 10, 2009

pintrest tattoo

A tattoo that's popular with basic bitches with no personality. A tattoo fad that's in style for a very short period of time leaving the people who get it outdated and marked for life as sheep. They usually walk in to the tattoo shop holding up their phone and immediately asking 'how much for this? I want the same placement and same size.' Usually a small tattoo a celebrity or instafamous girl recently got. For example; infinity sign (sometimes something written in it like 'family'), small arrow, a simple shape with no shading, bird silhouettes, side of fingers tattoo, 'this too shall pass' on the underboob, anything written upside down on the wrist because "it's for me".

'How was it today, any walkins? '
'It was alright I guess, just a few pintrest tattoos'
'Oh bummer, at least you made some drinking money!'

by mr.burnside May 29, 2017

rawlings tattoo

The imprint of stitches from getting hit by a baseball.

Luke drank too much beer in the sun before his softball game and came home with a rawlings tattoo.

by Mack Donahue May 11, 2015

Daniel Hernandez's Tattoos Are An Art Therapy Version Of Angel Jose Robles', Also Known As Hellstrom, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak's Digital Footprint

Daniel Hernandez's Tattoos Are An Art Therapy Version Of Angel Jose Robles', Also Known As Hellstrom, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak's Digital Footprint

Daniel Hernandez's Tattoos Are An Art Therapy Version Of Angel Jose Robles', Also Known As Hellstrom, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak's Digital Footprint

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

tattoo

a popular, yet highly condemned, body aesthetic personal choice, which people use to show off, express their creativity, deal with traumatic events, or fix temporary whims and boredom.

basics: a needle goes into your skin repeatedly, to make a tear and get non-toxic (desired) ink inside. ideally, you do this tattoo thing once, then you move on to another patch of skin, unlike with botox (toxic) or other skin procedures (radio/high frequency, microneedling, peelings, etc.) that work on the basis of they destroy your skin and/or other cells and you need to use up some telomeres and eventually stem cells to heal yourself, procedures that you end up doing over and over in your life. yes, to look better, and yes, you heal, and yes, right now humans don't reach the maximum potential of their genetic lifespan anyway to feel a reduction, and miss those stem cells, so why not? better to focus on protecting your heart, and donating to research for cancer, and other bad things.

if done in truly sanitary conditions, tattoos are not that bad for the body, unless there's something off with the ink, or you choose to remove the tattoo, breaking the ink apart into small-small toxic particles that will then all get absorbed into the bloodstream. health hazard! good luck kidneys! and not only. so choose wisely. ideally you should not have it removed.
wouldn't it be nice instead to have this ink be nutrients for the body, so that you kinda get a vitamin boots when you wanna change things up?

naysayer: tattoos are bad, but i use a derma roller to keep my skin looking young and fresh.
Doug: i smell a bit of a hypocrite here.

by wokeup2this July 10, 2022

couple tattoo

A tattoo you get with your s/o to symbolize your relationship

Omg did you see Jenny and Greg got a couple tattoo on their nipples

by MarkMorava October 3, 2016

Tattoo Ratio

A phrase describing the direct correlation between the number / eccentricity of attractive tattoos and the emotional instability and un-datability of a hot person.

Yeah Jessie is hot but she’s really high on the tattoo ratio so don’t get your hopes up.

by WordOfTheDay83 January 19, 2023