swift

swift in the meaning of its cool

"that dance move is swift "

by indie February 5, 2017

swiftoblivion

A guy that's all about the memes. Scratch that, he is the meme. An idiot in such a way that makes him seem witty when he's really not. Only makes jokes that makes sense when other people around him are funny cause he probably can't hold a conversation for 2 minutes by himself. Also, tends to spend too much of his time away from society to the point that the mailman questions whether he died the last time he came around. Probably shit at league and ex-csgo semipro.

Person 1: YOO DUDE, is that the MAN, the MYTH, the LEGEND HIMSELF, SWIFTOBLIVION?
Person 2: Uhh.. yeah i think so, isn't he that one guy that made that slightly amusing meme and outplay like a week ago?
Person 1: I think so yeah.
Person 2: Seems Legit.

by SwoftySwu August 7, 2017

swift homicide

The act of slaying MCs with no remorse and getting away with it

His career was ended due to a Swift Homicide.

by Swift Homicide March 8, 2018

Soipting

Putting toothpaste on your partner's pubic covered testicles, wetting it, and brushing your teeth vigorously with them. As your partner ejaculates, you use the cum to rinse away the toothpaste.

Spitting is preferred in this situation.

Extra points from your dentist if the pubes get stuck in your teeth like floss.

Chad and I are going to try soipting tonight since my dentist says I need to take care of my teeth better.

by Jigglypuff's Wigglystuff August 4, 2019

swifthunt

Swifthunt usually means when someone is very fast and smart. He is a keen hunter and able to think on the spot.

Look at him go he is such a Swifthunt

by Swifthunt August 13, 2019

Swift Seizer

A catchier way of saying 'quick thief'. It's also in reference to the official meaning of Velociraptor.

“He made off with the jewels! He was too quick. There was nothing I could do to beat a Swift Seizer like him...”

by C L G June 29, 2020

swiftoligy

the worship of Taylor Swift.

john loves taylor swift so much that he practices swiftoligy

by BOBBYROOSSSO September 5, 2020