Sweater Tuesday

Lahser High School is trying to make the world more classier by wearing sweaters each tuesday.

Person 1: You wearing a sweater tomorrow?

Person 2: Dude, that's lame why would I do that?

Person 1: It's sweater tuesdays man!

by whathappened December 15, 2009

Japanese Sweatervest

The act of giving somebody a hand fart but holding you hand forcefully over the recievers face, ensuring the fart is inhaled.

Ahhh fuck Matt, you just gave me the harshest Japanese Sweatervest... Just wait till you go to sleep tonight you bastard...

by pud monkey May 30, 2005

Grandpa Sweater

An ugly old people sweater. The kind that my grandpa might wear.

I was horrified when katie pointed out what chris was wearing. It was an ugly grandpa sweater. We gasped in horror and then pity,that he was let out of the house dressed like that.

by Giselle April 14, 2004

Skeeter

A promiscuous female who sleeps around with many men and enjoys getting skeet in her face, breast, anus, and lower back. Also enjoys giving fellatio.

"Becky slept with everyone in school."

She's definitetly a skeeter. She loves the taste of skeet.

by Manny Fre$h316 September 19, 2010

cosby sweater

A: A oversized, hideous looking sweater with ugly patterns and colors, often worn by old men or hipsters with no taste.

B: A sweater a senile colorblind person would pick out.

As referenced in HIGH FIDELITY: "That's a COSBYYYY SWEATAAH, a COSBBY SWEATAAH!" - Jack Black

"Aww look at that sad sweater, did your mom pick that out for you?"

by definitionmassah January 28, 2004

Cosby Sweater

A sweater worn By BILL COSBY on the TV show THE COSBY SHOW. The sweaters were designed by KOOS VAN DEN AKKER, a NYC designer who is famous for his wild collaged garments. After Cosby notables such as Erik Estrada, Chuck Norris, and Richard Simmons became obsessed with obtaining their very own Koos original sweaters. Koos recently started a new line of these sweaters. Not for the faint hearted sissies but for guys with guts! www.koosvandenakker.com

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by richardkoek July 20, 2012

sweater cougars

Huge tits under a shirt or sweater. Too big and proud to be called Sweater Kittens

Man looks at those sweater cougars! Those have to be DD's

by Kay-Jo November 10, 2008