A susan

When you've drastically underestimated the number of story points on a story.

That story was a susan... I spent 40 hours on a 3 pointer...

by JBotics November 6, 2023

Susan

D a n & P h i l

Dan: That isn't me that's my owner,

Guy: Owner?
Dan: Oh Yeah I love Susan she keeps me in a cage
Dan: UHM, SUSAN IN THE AIR-CON UNIT ISN'T HAVING A GOOD TIME
Phil: Would you bum Susan Boyle for spare change?
Phil: Name the fish-
Dan: S u s a n

by Phannieanon June 2, 2019

Lazy Susan

The sexual maneuver in which a person servicing another person with a dildo removes said dildo and with it slaps the former recipient across the face.

I plan to lazy susan that bitch

by GloryJoel September 15, 2019

Susaned

When you dislike someone in your friend group so much you make a new friend group but its just the same friend group without that bitch susan.

Bro, she's gonna get susaned

by ebaril101 October 30, 2019

MAGA Susans

(noun) – White, upper-class suburban women who helped elect Donald Trump, believing they were voting for a return to "traditional" Republican values, only to unknowingly support white Christian nationalism, authoritarianism, and Project 2025. Similar to the “Karen” stereotype but specific to Trump loyalists who fell for the illusion of restoring America while actually enabling its democratic decline.

"I thought my aunt was a reasonable conservative, but turns out she's a total MAGA Susan."
"MAGA Susans are gonna be real quiet when their Social Security checks stop coming."
"She still thinks she voted for Reagan-style conservatism—nah, she's just another MAGA Susan."

by MajorityRpt March 3, 2025

Susan

Discord kitten

Susan is such a discord kitten uwu!

by Miawutang May 15, 2023

susan edenfield

susan edenfeild is a pretty carinf creative person she gets hurt eaisly susan is an awesome drawer and once she finds someone she likes she loves them its hard for her to let go of them she cares about her closest friends

susan edenfield is a perfect person

by dayinaira misiewicz November 19, 2018