In reply to the most overused definition how you are expected to believe life itself is a bigger virus than hiv that they insist means aids.... so here i go: when the aliens discovered an empty planet name (read following) home they decided the only logical thing to do was take a big brown chunk and stick a nut of neptunium in it and say by the time I get away I already created a single cell that replicates into a retard known as two opposite sexes that never stop fucking like rabbits the Aliens knew would exist several eons later.
1.) If they created LIFE what the hell is neptunium?
by djsee4 September 26, 2011
Get the LIFEmug. by LUCIFER_WILL_RISE November 13, 2018
Get the Lifemug. The earth is 4.543 billion years old with life beginning from a mineral pool of water. Time is what has brought us here to now reading this. (Now go watch David Attenborough)
by Bakedkipling July 2, 2016
Get the lifemug. I was planning on going to Las Vegas for vacation but my girlfriend just told me she's pregnant, now i have to save money for the baby, oh well that's life.
by frostyflakes51590 April 27, 2012
Get the lifemug. What ever you want it to be, from the dark and depressing, to the happy and caring, if you want it, you can TRY to make it a reality. <3
by Ya....no February 19, 2020
Get the Lifemug. 