The Depressed Guy

The nickname given to one depressed pod, who goes by the name of John Tarr Jr. He is the founder of wikigameguides.com, the worlds greatest video game website.
This nickname was first given to him by his viewers due to his depressed pod-like behavior.

Guy 1: Who's playing during this live stream, he seems really pod-like?

Guy 2: The Depressed Guy is playing.

Guy 1: Oh ok so John Tarr Jr. is playing... Thanks.

by Carl's Shaft July 11, 2011

Garst Guy

A marketing figure that promotes the sale of Garst seed, often advertised on local radio stations.

Hey! Garst Guy here. If you want to go to minor league sports events or buy seed, I'm your guy. Garst Guy!

by GarstGuy December 28, 2008

buddy guy

The blues player who is the only reason Eric Clapton picked up the guitar and is the sole influence of Jimi Hendrix.

You, being a materialistic American teeny-bopper who listens to what is "cool" or "mainstream", has no idea who he is, of course. Buddy Guy is the best player eer.

by Bluesbitcher September 22, 2005

Bait guy

A guy who gets caught slippin, a lot. Whether it's bitches, bud or beer this guy always looks suspect and always gets found out

'Why is Rak moving to every girl in the library? He's such a bait guy'

by piffin January 3, 2013

fall guy

A person who is left with the blame for a crime, regardless of whether they were involved or not. Generally a lowly mob member who has to take the blame to protect their boss. Used in Film Noir book and movies.

Mugsy was the fall guy for the murder, and received a big payout when he got out of jail.

by The Kuvasz December 16, 2007

That Guy on Facebook

That insufferable douchebag whose personal ambition it is to annoy the dickens out of all 1500 of his friends by way of shamelessly detailed and meaningless updates on every twitch and philosophical musing. Almost always an educated white liberal trying to display his excessive knowledge about political behavior and economics.

I think it's great that your Ramen Noodles are taking too long to heat up in the microwave; however, you are slowly but surely making me hate every inch of you.

"That guy on Facebook is peeing in a Starbucks right now."
"What?"
"Never mind."

by justinbeibersworstnightmare December 14, 2011

hat guy

A guy who is seen wearing hats and never spotted without one, to the point where you're not really sure what the rest of the guy's head would look like in the absence of a hat.

Turtle on Entourage is pretty much a hat guy.

by cunnilingus linguist January 13, 2009