Steam Bomb

Taking a shit while your wife/girlfriend is in the shower.

Dude, I had to take a shit so bad but Katie was in the shower. So, I just steam bombed her and dealt with the repercussions.

by PhilopeanTubes July 30, 2016

steam mopped

The act of gunning down multiple haters in one short machine gun burst

Those motherfuckers on 49th just got steam mopped

by Twist3d1990 July 25, 2016

Steaming Hulk

One of the worst presents that one can give/receive in a public bathroom. The massive doody is dark green with the remnants of a healthy diet. Upon contact with the toilet water, this hot dropping initiates plenty of water vapor. It's best not to flush; flushing only makes it angrier...

Clese: "Yo, weren't you going to the bathroom?"
Langston: "No way! There was a steaming hulk in there!"

by Badoge May 17, 2016

Steam-clean

Bending over and spreading your butt cheeks in a hot shower to rinse out your butthole & crack.

You can toss my salad, I did a steam-clean earlier today.

by SBtay December 31, 2016

Butt steam

When a person's fart is so hot it causes moisture to accumulate on or around their crack or clothing.

("Your butt steam left a wet spot on your pants"). ("Ay yo I got to go wipe my butt steam cuz my fart was so hot.")

by Carebear85 February 6, 2023

steamed creamer

When you creampie your girlfriend and then slap her she is then a steamed creamer

John: rob I gave my girlfriend a steamed creamer and she kicked me out of the fucking car
Rob: that's unfortunate

by Creamed boi October 24, 2019

Steam Marketplace

The best way to make 7 cents.

My ultra rare trading card was bought on the steam marketplace. I have enough to buy 28% of a gumball! :D

by Pasta Warfare October 26, 2022