Steam Machine

The process of vaping orally and anally, similar to butt chugging. Named the "Steam Machine" after Machine John performed the very same act for six hours straight before dying instantly.

person 1: did you hear about benjamin?

person 2: no, what happened?

person 1: he attempted to do the steam machine for four hours and ruptured.

person 2: ruptured?

person 1: yeah, ruptured.

by r.i.p. machine john January 26, 2020

Leaf Steam

Weed, did you figure that out on your own?

Leaf steam has many enjoyable side effects, Although it might make you dehydrated, leaf steam makes you feel good, can ease pain, and make you have the most fun of your life.

by TornadoGordo February 5, 2020

Steaming Charlie

A hot shower fart

I was in the bathroom, brushing my teeth and my wife let out a Steaming Charlie in the shower.

by Snarfy74 April 2, 2020

Steamed vegetable

A sex move where a male runs into a hospital naked, finds a disabled person, and nuts on them before security comes.

“Jake why are you on probation!?”
“I was horny yesterday, and I pulled a Steamed Vegetable

by YourFriendlyMilchMann May 4, 2020

Butt steam

When a person's fart is so hot it causes moisture to accumulate on or around their crack or clothing.

("Your butt steam left a wet spot on your pants"). ("Ay yo I got to go wipe my butt steam cuz my fart was so hot.")

by Carebear85 February 6, 2023

steamed creamer

When you creampie your girlfriend and then slap her she is then a steamed creamer

John: rob I gave my girlfriend a steamed creamer and she kicked me out of the fucking car
Rob: that's unfortunate

by Creamed boi October 24, 2019

steaming raincoat

A euphemism for a condom with ejaculate in it; a used condom

You have to be careful not to leave your steaming raincoat somewhere the dog can get to it.

by Dr. Pingu April 4, 2021