The process of vaping orally and anally, similar to butt chugging. Named the "Steam Machine" after Machine John performed the very same act for six hours straight before dying instantly.
person 1: did you hear about benjamin?
person 2: no, what happened?
person 1: he attempted to do the steam machine for four hours and ruptured.
person 2: ruptured?
person 1: yeah, ruptured.
person 2: no, what happened?
person 1: he attempted to do the steam machine for four hours and ruptured.
person 2: ruptured?
person 1: yeah, ruptured.
by r.i.p. machine john January 26, 2020
Get the Steam Machinemug. A school with these dumb ass teachers like the gym teacher not letting you do anything, the math teacher always failing you, the English teacher also always failing you, the earth science teacher “is it true do I care”. And these kids OMG don’t let me get started on these kids like how don’t you know that February has 28 days, how they don’t know how to use a computer, and how they always starting some shit cause they wanna fight.
No one: hey you know that school steam academy
Me: yea why
No one: yo that school is so trash you fail for no reason
Me: yea fuck that school lets go to MVHS
Me: yea why
No one: yo that school is so trash you fail for no reason
Me: yea fuck that school lets go to MVHS
by School1234 February 25, 2019
Get the Steam academymug. by SBtay December 31, 2016
Get the Steam-cleanmug. by Twist3d1990 July 25, 2016
Get the steam moppedmug. John: rob I gave my girlfriend a steamed creamer and she kicked me out of the fucking car
Rob: that's unfortunate
Rob: that's unfortunate
by Creamed boi October 24, 2019
Get the steamed creamermug. Based on the "steaming cup" office tool used in a Budweiser commercial to give colleagues and leadership the impression that you're still working because there is a hot, steaming cup of coffee at your desk.
A term used for someone who is never seen at his/her desk, but has neither travel nor off-site vendor/customer visits on his/her list of duties. Also someone who leaves on his/her light, computer or takes an additional step and places an "auxiliary" set of keys, sunglasses, headgear or outerwear in his/her office to give one the impression that he/she is still at work, but at large. This term can also be used from someone who has frequent and/or lengthy unaccountable minutes/hours away from his/her desk. This person does not usually have much to do and many times this person is a figureghead, for if they WERE busy or essential, their unfinished business would set off alerts from vendors, customers and colleagues looking for answers to questions, information and/or other work-related deliverables.
A term used for someone who is never seen at his/her desk, but has neither travel nor off-site vendor/customer visits on his/her list of duties. Also someone who leaves on his/her light, computer or takes an additional step and places an "auxiliary" set of keys, sunglasses, headgear or outerwear in his/her office to give one the impression that he/she is still at work, but at large. This term can also be used from someone who has frequent and/or lengthy unaccountable minutes/hours away from his/her desk. This person does not usually have much to do and many times this person is a figureghead, for if they WERE busy or essential, their unfinished business would set off alerts from vendors, customers and colleagues looking for answers to questions, information and/or other work-related deliverables.
"If I leave my desk for any amount of time my inbox completely floods over. Bob, however, is a steaming cup who's never around but somehow never seems to fall behind in his work."
"His light and computer are on but good luck finding him after 2:00 p.m. He's a steaming cup."
"I have tried to schedule a meeting with that guy, but I can never find him. Turns out John told me he's a steaming cup so he's never around!"
"Don't be fooled by how late his light stays on, he's just a steaming cup who can never be found after lunch."
"His light and computer are on but good luck finding him after 2:00 p.m. He's a steaming cup."
"I have tried to schedule a meeting with that guy, but I can never find him. Turns out John told me he's a steaming cup so he's never around!"
"Don't be fooled by how late his light stays on, he's just a steaming cup who can never be found after lunch."
by barkin26 May 20, 2013
Get the steaming cupmug. by Dan.k May 8, 2014
Get the clean and steammug.