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Crystal Starbucks

A term created and used by JesusTheVideoWrapperMaker2K5/StarJesusTheLatinAmericanBoi2K5 to refer to Crystal Morebucks. But these “sweet girls” are noy mary sues. In actuality they said an useless term.

Crystal Morebucks: Wow, What a nice day inside.
Random GoKid: CrYsTaL StArBuCkS
Crystal Morebucks: Ok Nerd 🤓
by CutePrincess Precurefan9000 December 25, 2022
mugGet the Crystal Starbucksmug.

Starbucks

The Coffee that's basically drugs for white people and pretty much the only store that can't just do a simple, small-medium, and large
Did you go to Starbucks again? OMG Becky, you need to stop going there!!!
by ZanetheBane June 1, 2021
mugGet the Starbucksmug.

starbucks

a place for rich basic white girls to buy expensive drinks and post about it all over Instagram and makes it their whole personality.
Emily: I'm going to go to Starbucks are you coming?
Rebecca: totally
Emily: I'm gonna get the pumpkin spice latte, you know for the autumn vibes
Rebecca: omg totally, make sure you put a cute filter on it when you post it on insta
by zxxrrxx January 25, 2022
mugGet the starbucksmug.

BUCKS STARBUCKS

It is the master OF FUCKING ASSHOLE. (PLAY ON WORDS)

DECONSTIPATOR
Listen this person BUCKS STARBUCKS and the cool thing is you will get the greatest pleasure going there and they never pull out until you GET YOUR entire taste OF PLEASURE.

It goes to show YOU KNOW WHO YOU ATE when you BUCKS STARBUCKS as YOU ASSHOLE want nothing to do with SHIT or any of SHITS' FUSIONS.
by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 5, 2021
mugGet the BUCKS STARBUCKSmug.

Starbucks

A restaurant that has white girls inside 24/7 and only one normal person.
That girl you dating looks like the sun, don't waste your money on Starbucks.
by PinkBeanBoiiiiiii June 15, 2021
mugGet the Starbucksmug.

Starbucks Stamp

White Girls who show up at Starbucks in the morning wanting their specialty drink and NOT have to talk to the barista about it!
Totes went to Starbucks and they didn't have my 'half caf decaf venti iced macchiato with oat milk ready'! Don't they know my order !!? I may not have a tramp stamp but they should know my Starbucks Stamp already!
by WTF2023 June 19, 2023
mugGet the Starbucks Stampmug.

Starbucks

The only "restaurant" that is good for a white girl, specifically Kim Kardashian. They decide to celebrate fall with a Pumpkin Spice Latte and uggs.
White girl-"OMG STARBUCKS IS TOTALLY BAE"
Other white girl-"YAAAASSSSS WITH UGGS AND LULULEMON"
by Jake Matigian November 11, 2017
mugGet the Starbucksmug.

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