Squeef

Black men semen that is abrubtly ejected out the penis hole and collides with white female clit, causing a loud squeaky noise that smells like shit. (May be mistaken for a queef)

Oh My God! Trevor just squeefed all over Jenna! (Trevor is such a cum dumpster)

by ben oser and nate papaik June 15, 2004

Squeech

Opposite of chode.

Long Slender Penis.

Dude you have a fucking squeech AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

by Charlie the Panda June 22, 2008

squeefer

The act of a woman queefing in their partner's mouth for pleasure. It is usually a quick act unless the woman has a ton of air in her vagina.

I went down on Sally just in time to catch her squeefer in my mouth

by Atrain.caboose May 1, 2008

Squee

1.Strange blonde female with a spontaneous nature and an affinity for dinosaurs

2.Having or demonstrating the qualities of a Squee

1. That spastic blonde chick over there? (wearing the dog collar?) Yeah, that's Squee.

2. You coloured your hair with sharpies? That is so Squee...

by INV4DERSQU33 January 14, 2009

squeeky windshield

After having sex with a woman with glasses you rub your dick back and forth on her glasses to clean up.

I didnt have a towel to clean up so I gave her a squeeky windshield.

by krisco5150 June 10, 2009

dill-squeege

A person sharing traits of both a dildo and a squeege.

"Dorian is a real fuckin' dill-squeege..."

by K_Slack December 5, 2003

squeegie

A man that consistently prematurely ejaculates, and doesn't care to fix the problem.

"Ever have to sneeze with a mouthfull of Mashed Potatoes? Yeah, a squeegie is kinda like that."

by Sesame Sticks May 17, 2006