Banana Split

It's when a female sucks your dick for a little bit. Then she gets a butcher knife and slices it into two. She then plops ice cream on your cut dick and then she enjoys.

Chris: I got this one Banana Split from this chick and she offered it to people for $6.00
Matt: Eh I seen better prices.

by Wiggies911 March 09, 2017

Banana split

When you jerk two people off with one hand

That’s a nice banana split

by cheese gen December 16, 2017

Split the Wood

When two girls, often friends, agree to engage in a threesome with a man. This mans' "wood" or penis is being "split"

Sally: I want to fuck Joe.
Sue: Me too!
Sally: We could "Split the Wood"

by C&M Definitions May 22, 2013

split toast

Eating food out of a vagina or butthole during brunch hours.

I went to my girlfriends to split toast yesterday.

by Mr. Ssssmith January 02, 2018

Log splitting

When one's partner squeezes out a turd while one is actively engaged in anal intercourse so that one's penis happens to divide said turd much in the same way that one splits a log of wood.

Sally wasn't too keen on log splitting but I reassured her that I didn't mind getting a brown dick.

by LandfillSaloon March 10, 2016

Mickety-split

To quickly sneak out of work when you think no one will find out during your normal scheduled hours without permission.

Guy 1: Hey have you seen Joe since lunch. He has been gone for 3 hours.
Guy 2: No, I think he mickety-split.

by BrainFreeze77 July 23, 2015

split bisexual

Someone whose sexual and romantic orientation don't match. For example, the person may be sexually attracted to men and romantically attracted to women, or sexually attracted to women and romantically attracted to both sexes, or any combination as long as they're different from each other.

I like the idea of monogamy, but being a split bisexual, it doesn't really seem feasible for me.

by Thunderbro June 05, 2017