Someone whose sexual and romantic orientation don't match. For example, the person may be sexually attracted to men and romantically attracted to women, or sexually attracted to women and romantically attracted to both sexes, or any combination as long as they're different from each other.
by Thunderbro June 4, 2017
Get the split bisexualmug. It's when a female sucks your dick for a little bit. Then she gets a butcher knife and slices it into two. She then plops ice cream on your cut dick and then she enjoys.
Chris: I got this one Banana Split from this chick and she offered it to people for $6.00
Matt: Eh I seen better prices.
Matt: Eh I seen better prices.
by Wiggies911 March 8, 2017
Get the Banana Splitmug. To quickly sneak out of work when you think no one will find out during your normal scheduled hours without permission.
Guy 1: Hey have you seen Joe since lunch. He has been gone for 3 hours.
Guy 2: No, I think he mickety-split.
Guy 2: No, I think he mickety-split.
by BrainFreeze77 August 17, 2015
Get the Mickety-splitmug. When a woman puts one ball of the guys ball sac in each side of her mouth and licks the middle of the ball sac
Tina put Rogers balls (Lickdy split)in her mouth and licked the center of his sac. He yells with great pleasure!
by Hjj January 14, 2014
Get the lickdy splitmug. In roller derby, a split pack is defined as two groups of skaters, equal in number. If the pack becomes split, no legal pack is defined. Skaters will be warned to speed up or slow down to reform the pack and are subject to penalties. Also, a roller derby themed online clothing store.
"Did you see that team in the Split-Pack shirts? They grabbed an opposing blocker and fell back 11 feet, and sent their pivot to the front of the other group! It's a split pack situation!"
by Canadian Hoser February 12, 2009
Get the Split Packmug. by Mr. Ssssmith January 1, 2018
Get the split toastmug. by cheese gen December 16, 2017
Get the Banana splitmug.