spittin' blood

An expression of irrational anger, used to convey that an individual has reached the boiling point, but usually misinterpreted as a severe physical disorder.

Mike: I don't feel as though your team is connected with the project.

Howard: How can you say that to me?! I'm so pissed over here, I'm spittin' blood! Pew, plah, plaaaaaah!!

Mike: Should I call a doctor?

by Jocko Tam July 15, 2009

Shitting up

Verb, used interchangeably with "fucking up". Mostly in regards to destroying something that otherwise would be well organized.

Pinterest only exists for shitting up Google image search results.

by Hyperi0us October 13, 2021

Donk Spotting

The act of relaxing with a relative or close friend and observing fine African american women's asses.

This sport is best practised while sat on your porch drinking beer.

Did y'all checkout donk spotting 2k11 for the xbox?

by Blonkes June 23, 2011

shitting bats

When something is so extremely shocking it seems as if bats would come flying out your ass.

"holy fuck i'm shitting bats right now"

C: "dude, my mom found out about me smoking weed."
J: "was she shitting bats?!"

by jayykkim December 16, 2008

Charlie Style Shitting

Charlie Style Shitting is when you take a shit while sitting the opposite way of the toilet. First you have to take one foot out of your pants in order to sit backwards. It is also suggested that you have toilet paper in reach because its a pain to switch around. One of the many benefits of CSS is having a place to set your laptop, netbook, newspaper, magazine, and/or porn. This style is also useful when shitting in a stall with out a door (so other people can't see your junk), another Benefit of CSS is that you will be sticking it to the man!

Oh man, this stall doesn't have a fucking door, but I gotta shit, I better pull a Charlie Style Shit. But this will be tricky since only the pros pull the Charlie Style Shitting maneuver.

by mtbmikex9 July 15, 2011

testicle shitting rectal wart

This is a nothing expression, but is from the South Park
movie. I believe Terrence or Philip called the other
one this, but it is in the first 10 minutes of the movie.

by Jay de Tejas September 13, 2003

cake-sitting

the act of sitting on cakes for sexual pleasure

i like to cake sit because chocolate in my poontang is good

by number25 April 6, 2003