When you are scared of the person in your bed so you call 911,
everyone think you meant house
nope
you're just scared of the person in your bed fam,
or you're just a virgin.
everyone think you meant house
nope
you're just scared of the person in your bed fam,
or you're just a virgin.
"911 whats your emergency"
"911 there's someone in my bed"
"There was a break in?"
"There's someone in my bed"
"Should I send someone?"
*hangs up*
"911 there's someone in my bed"
"There was a break in?"
"There's someone in my bed"
"Should I send someone?"
*hangs up*
by im a very person so yeah January 21, 2021
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If you walk in the crowd
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It's always the same
You’re Jumping Someone Else’s Train
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Or you'll be out of style
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You’re Jumping Someone Else’s Train
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If you walk in the crowd
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It's always the same
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Again and again and again
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The old ideal was getting such a bore
Now your back in line
Going not quite as far
But in half the time
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