short-sniffer

A person obsessed with wearing dirty under garments on their head.

Damn son. Came home yesterday and Rainwater had his head in my laundry bin. That kid is a short-sniffer.

by brockesen January 5, 2011

Shit Sniffer

One who seems to enjoy the smell of flatulence. Always the one smiling and staying too long in the affected area.

Look at that guy. Everybody bailed from that sulfer bomb but him. What a shit sniffer!!!

by Find Different Meanings September 20, 2019

ball sniffer

Someone who responds to an ad for something (usually a car) on a website (usually on Craigslist), and takes up your time checking it out, claims that they will buy it, only to disappear.

Nick: Did you sell that car yet?
Brian: No, that guy that came by was a total ball sniffer...he never called back...which sucks because I told another guy it was sold already.
Nick: What a total handjob! Let's kick his ass if we ever see him again!

by Dave in da Burgh May 19, 2008

wang sniffer

a jackass

that dude is a wang sniffer

by Nick (logicaldiginick on AIM) February 27, 2003

cock vomit sniffer

some one who goes around sniffing jizz after either ejactulation from masturbation, or ejactulating on a mans penis or bunghole, or a womans ass hole, tits, or vagina

dude u hear about jeff it turns out hes a cock vomit sniffer cause mindy told me he jizzedon here face and anus and tits just sniffed it for a half hour straight

by beff bandito November 14, 2009

Scoffer

Someone who does not believe the still as of yet unproven arrogant theistic claim that "God exists" despite the total lack of empirical evidence for any God(s) what so ever, and despite having thousands of years head start to find any.

Arrogant theist:God loves you!

Skeptical atheist: Prove it.

Arrogant theist: (walking away) That Hellbound atheist is such a scoffer just because I can't actually prove God exists.

by tekphreak March 12, 2013

foot sniffer

One who sniffs feet, usually gay guys who like to smell (and lick) other gay guy's feet.

"Darrin, you are a real foot sniffer, always lusting after Brandon's feet when he is barefoot."

by Foot Sniffer Me February 8, 2009