snarf

it can be used as a substitute for a offensive word. yet when used in this context it is actually magnifying the offensiveness of the original word.

for example if you tell someone " your whore" you would say " your a snarf"

or something like "hell this is motherfucking good" you would say "hell this is mothersnarfing good.

by hot reaper March 4, 2008

snarf

A particularly douchey thing to say at any given moment.

"George Bush is stupid"
"You're such a douche"
"Why thank you, SNARF!"

by Jimmy J. Johnson December 22, 2007

snarf

An action that involves pushing another person's nose upwards into a 'pig-style' nose with your index and middle fingers.

I snarfed Ben yesterday, he totally wasn't expecting it.

Get the snarfs in!

by Flisssssssss January 3, 2009

snarf

To put one's mouth over the nose and mouth of another and blow air in, clearing all air passages

Adam leaned over and snarfed Pam popping her ears

by EBS April 9, 2006

SNARF

The passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in female mammals.

In laymans terms the Snatch, Cunt, Pussy.

I heard it used in this term in the village of Homer Green many many years ago from an older boy called Jason. He was telling the younger boys how he had gotten some action and remarked on the 'sent of her Snarf!'

"Did any of you lads catch a look at her 'Snarf', she didnt have any knickers on!"

While thumbing through a porno in BP Service station "look at the Snarf on her!"

by Anthony Von Digital July 5, 2006

snarfer

one who is in the process of drinking something when someone forces that person to laugh, resulting in the drink being sprayed via the nose.

jessica snarfed everywhere; what a snarfer.

by Malu December 13, 2003

snarfle

v. To borrow an item without permission, but with full intent to return it.

"I snarfled this book the other day, but I forgot to return it."

by Erunamo Sinda July 13, 2006