well how could you not live this fat meat eating obese being who is an alcoholic who loves everyone! Besides stupid Flanders. Screw Marge! Homer is mine.
by homersimpsonswife ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ June 10, 2022
Get the Homer simpsonmug. A law of physics pertaining to the popular TV show 'The Simpsons' that states the TV show has at least one Episode or Scene referencing a certain topic or predicting a future event.
by Big Dick at Nick November 29, 2021
Get the Simpson's Lawmug. Fun, alcoholic beverage to be served anytime anywhere! Consists of whatever hard alcohol you find lying around, and a healthy dose of the critically acclaimed children's happiness booster, YoJ* ! Sure to kick start any party, and even contains 100% of your daily dose of Vitamin C! What could go wrong?!
*Best if kept in a warm vehicle for approximately four hours prior to consumption
*Best if kept in a warm vehicle for approximately four hours prior to consumption
"Hey Matt I've neglected my Vitamin C intake today, but still want to have some puking-on-girls fun. What have you got for me?"
"Grab a YoJ Simpson, Greg! They're killer!"
"Grab a YoJ Simpson, Greg! They're killer!"
by GloveDon'tFit December 26, 2014
Get the YoJ Simpsonmug. by Ziggy gets the bitches January 23, 2018
Get the Terry simpsonmug. by Y'all are Stupid November 16, 2020
Get the OJ Simpsonmug. 
Some mong in physics. who can barely speak/read English.
Although very sexy has had no success with those of a female persuasion
Although very sexy has had no success with those of a female persuasion
by hgfdjhgjkldzfhgokj;dsafhgihqds May 2, 2018
Get the oscar simpsonmug.