The Simple Things

A state of mind achieved through mastering layers of dad jokes, a complex understanding of how the world really works distilled into simple analogies that only a wise and aged (not elderly) individual can appreciate - all at the same time not really giving a fuck if anyone else likes them as a human!

"Mick' a great guy, and he really loves collecting sticks hey?"

"Yeah, he loves playing with a good stick. It's the simple things"

by Zeuleus June 23, 2025

Simple flaw

A term originating from the Roblox game Deepwoken, "You learn things at a slower rate than others."

When a person struggles to grasp the most basic of concepts and will never learn from their mistakes.

Person 1: Name a country in North America
Person 2: Hawaii
Person 1: You have the Simple flaw

by ShinyDitto64 April 1, 2024

Simple male

Usually displays Neandotholic characteristics, such as basic intelligence, little co-ordination, unaware of social boundaries, poor hygene and basic needs(sex,food,sleep). Will dissapoint wherever possible. Must brag about any sexual conquest, usually to people who dont care. Will share information that the subject said he didnt want anyone to know about, to boost ego or seem momentarily interesting.

1.Errrrr, sex or food? Both.

Average Male: Jesus Christ you stink!

Simple Male: But i dipped my balls in the sink.

Average Male: Why is that acceptable?

Simple Male: Im off for a shag

by lijolwe March 17, 2009

Simple Addition

The ability to add simple numbers to each other. Most people learn how to do this in grade 1 or 2 of school.

Friend: "4+1 = 4"
Me: "wtf, can you not do simple addition?"

by Chaarons May 17, 2022

Simple Chapter and Verse

A bible reference that one may use in a real-life situation to simplify a long-winded statement or decision by breaking it down in short form. (a.k.a simple chapter and verse).

Guy 1: You're going.
Guy 2: No I'm not.
Guy 1: Lemme break it down to you in simple chapter and verse, you're going!

by The Wedding Crasher April 29, 2011

Canon I work for pretty simple

It is said by famous tiktoker @loamfy on every meme of a game called criminal case, if you’re gonna use it credit tiktoker @loamfy

Peter: *shows loamfy a criminal case meme*
Loamfy: canon I work for pretty simple

by Loamfy February 11, 2023

Simple shit

People can be simple shits or simpletons, too. Think of simple shit as a person, not as a thing.

Even that simple shit could understand what was happening. If that simple shit figures it out, it will be a miracle. Even a simple shit has lucid days. Honey, that simple shit will never know the light of day.

by Lightofday February 5, 2022