The masturbation one has to resort to in order to relieve sexual tension when one's female partner is menstruating and either unable or unwilling to partake in vaginal sex. Usually refers to a solo act but can also refer to the hand relief supplied by the menstruating partner.
1. I say, darling, as you're on blob this week any chance of a Ragtime Shuffle? I really need to shift this dirty water off my chest.
2. Yeah, got in last night with a diamond cutter only to find that her indoors has got the painters in. So it was upstairs into the bog for a quick Ragtime Shuffle before tea. Sorted.
2. Yeah, got in last night with a diamond cutter only to find that her indoors has got the painters in. So it was upstairs into the bog for a quick Ragtime Shuffle before tea. Sorted.
by Shiker November 2, 2010
Get the Ragtime Shufflemug. The French Shuffle is an online music platform that showcases the best in french touch, disco, and electro, delivering music news, free MP3s, reviews, and more.
by Xavier de Rosnay January 3, 2015
Get the French Shufflemug. Running out of a public bathroom (without washing hands) after you take a huge, nasty shit...in an effort to avoid possibility of eye contact with other nonshitters who may be leaving bathroom....
Susie Q Public had to shit and shuffle out of Barnes and Noble after she blasted the stall with a fresh case of explosive diarrhea...luckily she didn't see anyone on the way out and had hand sanitizer in her purse.
by Shah of the Bayou October 8, 2013
Get the Shit and shufflemug. The slightly unnerving event of the shuffle feature on an MP3 player or other media player somehow choosing a song particularly appropriate(or, in the case of a sarcastic telepathic shuffle, spectacularly innappropriate) piece of music.
Just as his friend pwned him, Dave's computer did a telepathic shuffle and rickrolled him by playing Never Gonna Give You Up.
by Ch'mera April 28, 2008
Get the telepathic shufflemug. by hangmancw October 20, 2008
Get the Dunford Shufflemug. When you come from a state outside florida for treatment and leave treatment to get high and start a cycle of treatment, leave get high and so on .
Your insurance card becomes a black card . And most say there from philly when there from a cabin in the pochonos
Your insurance card becomes a black card . And most say there from philly when there from a cabin in the pochonos
I been doing the florida shuffle for 10 years. I came from philly for treatment and ended up in the florida shuffle.
by Florida Shuffle February 9, 2018
Get the Florida shufflemug. The dance of people that work at subway. This dance consists of taking a few steps forward spinning around then cutting the bread you ordered for your sandwich in half.
by Jimraeder July 7, 2008
Get the subway shufflemug.