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shouldercock

Forcing someone else to carry out your duties/tasks, or ignoring someone who depends on you in order to perform his or her duties/tasks.
Oren told Rick yesterday that I'll pick him up from the hotel. He didn't tell me anything about it, and I just leaned about it on my way to the office. He totally shouldercocked me!!!
by Ariel "Sami" Adar March 21, 2011
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Shoulder Cat

A cat that will lay across your shoulder while you walk around, sometimes around the back of your neck if you're using both hands to secure them. Contrary to popular belief, cats don't have nine live and certainly don't always land on four feet.

For instance, I once had a cat so tame that it didn't know how to land. At all. And I'm assuming that if you have a shoulder cat that trusts you enough to laze around atop your shoulder, it wont be able to either, so be careful.
Shoulder cat; A cat on your shoulder

"Its kind of funny how Capt'n, you're pet, sits on your shoulder and not the other way around" (Don't get the joke?:

A captain with a pet on their shoulder (parrot, monkey, cat) instead of a person with Cap'n on their shoulder) *sigh* I know, lame joke, em I right?
by catsanddogs123456 August 14, 2017
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human shoulder

A large sweaty mass of a person who's proportions make him/her resemble a walking, talking shoulder.
Rich, I can't take it anymore. The Human Shoulder's incessant whining and loudspeaker voice are driving me insane.
by zm July 25, 2003
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Slippery Shouldered

To shrug off ones own responsibility in a situation or act. To let the weight,burden or blame of a wrong doing fall off of one's conscience by brushing the responsibility to some one else.
When John's boss was angry for his department's bad performance, he became Slippery Shouldered by explaining that company did not have the right equipment.
by Supermama October 18, 2008
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sex shoulder

When your shoulders are so sexy they look like something a girl would grab during sex and claw at.
"Did you see Jimmy's sex shoulders. Mmm I'd tear him up"
by Sexyshoulders March 18, 2014
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Third Shoulder

a shoulder that you lean on that isn't yours; of a best friend
He's my third shoulder. He always listens to my rants.
by lilshabab February 15, 2018
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catholic shoulder rub

This is the usual method used by Catholic Priests when seducing choir boys
"I heard George got a Catholic Shoulder Rub yesterday from Father Mathews"
"I always knew that father he was a creep"
by Bobshnwinkle October 23, 2019
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