A euphanism for masturbation.
Man, Marie said she had a headache and left my place really early last night. I had to go shoot the moose to take the pressure off.
by Stella October 17, 2004
Get the shoot the moosemug. When one of your friends is in the process of penetrating somebody else with his wee wee, you dive in and flick him in the dick before he ejaculates, causing him to shrink and be unable to hump with meaning anymore.
'Shooting the stork' is the new 'pulling out.'
I got tired of my roommate and his female companion keeping me awake, so I hopped out of bed and shot his stork. She left in about 30 seconds.
I got tired of my roommate and his female companion keeping me awake, so I hopped out of bed and shot his stork. She left in about 30 seconds.
by PleaseEatMe March 14, 2010
Get the Shooting the storkmug. a loose and or diseased vagina commonly used for sexual gratification by multiple people or animals.
you:"man that chick is smokin hot"
me:"you kidding? you couldn't pay me enough to touch her nasty slop shoot"
me:"you kidding? you couldn't pay me enough to touch her nasty slop shoot"
by niggy2toes December 4, 2010
Get the slop shootmug. by lolgirl69 April 4, 2011
Get the shooting a deermug. To put your index and middle finger up in a V shape, and then wave it to people, as a gesture of saying "Well good day to you good sir, I hope your day continues on in an orderly fashion", or something along those lines.
As Brandon drove by Luke's house, Brandon, being the gangsta that he is, threw up his fingers, shooting the deuce at Luke.
by Brandon Cur-Dog June 18, 2006
Get the shooting the deucemug. 1. A word described to hang out or chill with friends or recall times of memories
2. To shit your underwear and hang it on a close line. Grab a shotgun or pistol and KABOOM shoot the shit!
3. Explosive diarrhea in the toilet or on somebody a messy Cleveland steamer.
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2. To shit your underwear and hang it on a close line. Grab a shotgun or pistol and KABOOM shoot the shit!
3. Explosive diarrhea in the toilet or on somebody a messy Cleveland steamer.
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1. Having a get together for the super bowl come on over and shoot the shit.
2. Get a mental image of a bullet causing exploding poo and urine coming out of a pair of tightey whiteys.
3. I ran to the toilet cause I felt a case of explosive diarrhea coming over me. I did not make it and shot the shit all over her cat.
2. Get a mental image of a bullet causing exploding poo and urine coming out of a pair of tightey whiteys.
3. I ran to the toilet cause I felt a case of explosive diarrhea coming over me. I did not make it and shot the shit all over her cat.
by ShotTheShit April 5, 2013
Get the shoot the shitmug. "Come on over and shoot the shit" Nirvana-Aneurysm
by shen-an-doah October 28, 2003
Get the shooting the shitmug.