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top shelf redneck

A redneck with expensive taste. I.e. drives a beater car but owns a TV worth 3 times as much. Wears jeans from Walmart but drinks a $40 pour at the bar.
He drives a car held together with duct tape and prayers while drinking high dollar whiskey and watching Nascar on an 83 inch 4k TV. He is a top shelf redneck
by anonymous February 4, 2023
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Outside The Shelf

To be Outside The Shelf or OSTS is to be an innovator of words and ideas beyond the bounds of a collection of books on a shelf or the collection of arts including music, fine art, expressions, writing, and other recorded history.

One who is Outside The Shelf is a writer or artists with a new perspective far from the common view of things. This type of writer has a neo-cosmic delivery and a broad cognizance of the world.
That writer is innovative and aware; therefore, he is outside the shelf.
by Cosmiknowledge January 5, 2012
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Franzia on shelf

When one does not want to open up about their feelings. Franzia on the shelf means the wine is not opened, suggesting that the person is also not open.
“Did you like me?” “I’m a franzia on the shelf bruh” -franzia on shelf
by Kaddy1801 September 25, 2019
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seff

-I- am Seff. Seff the Wolf. If you did your research you know that Seff means wolf in Hindu or some crap like that, so when you think about it, im Wolf the Wolf.... wow amazing ^.^
by Seff the Wolf August 30, 2004
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shelf

the area just above the penis which girls prefer shaved
kyle, john, and kenny's shaved shelf is much better than joe's non shaved rainforest. it feels better against my vag than the amazon.
by Kenny Pontrelli March 8, 2009
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Rear Shelf

1) A raised flat portion of a sedan or coupe that is usually located behind the second row of seats. The rear shelf is on the same level as the trunk of a car making items placed upon them visible through the vehicle's rear window.

2) Someone with such a huge fat ass that you can place items on, for instance the entire Encyclopedia Britannica.
Dear god! Why won't the rear shelf stop making noise? Please kill me now.
by Simon Burch March 9, 2006
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Sheffield United

Shit and very small club in Sheffield. Whereas Sheffield Wednesday are the biggest team in England
by A Jamie FC fan/subscriber November 18, 2020
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