Lao-Sesh

this term (noun/adj) itself is a short form of Lao-Szechuan and has multiple meanings that can differ based on context. It is widely used to signify an asian meal that incorporates some sort of oriental seasoned meat cooked with veggies and served on a side of rice. Also, the term can be used to explain something in a negative regard and show signs of difficult/hopeless situations.
Term used as a noun:

Dwight: Hey Alex, what have you prepared for dinner tonight?
Alex: Tonight, we will be having Lao-Sesh.

Term used as an adjective:
Dwight: How was your Organic Chemistry exam last week?
Alex: Scores came back and I got the class low, 14.5%. I got Lao-Seshed.
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Sesh Lord

Normal people merely adopt the sesh. A Sesh Lord is on who is born in it and moulder by it.

Commonly bred in or around Normanton.
Did you see that Sesh Lord in the Student’s Union last night?
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Dad sesh

When your Dad is imparting his wisdom, knowledge or lecturing you on how to live a successful life. Usually when you don’t want to hear it.
Friend1: Where have you been? You’ve missed part of the game.
Friend2: Sorry, I was caught in a Dad sesh. He saw my report card and I got caught up for 20 minutes listening to how my life’s gonna turn out if I don’t get better grades.
by Kevin Haas February 20, 2019
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mup the sesh

Cork slang, used when a gang of friends go and have a great night drinking alcohol
"Dean kearney has 24 cans of tesco lager, mup the sesh!!!
by Coldones September 09, 2017
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Bake sesh

A fun fucking time with the boys. It is referred to hitting gas in the bathroom. Kevin, Larry, and Josh all don’t give a fuck. They hit gas on a regular
Josh: yoooooo lets do a bake sesh right now dawg
Kevin: dude fuck yea
Larry: fuck yea bitch
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The trauma caused by a consistent over-indulgent relationship with ‘the sesh’. Commonly experienced post-festival or after a particularly heavy weekend of drug based debauchery.
Pretty sure I’ve got Post Traumatic Sesh Disorder (PTSD) after boshing through those 3 for a £100 bags last weekend
by Bristol2222 January 11, 2023
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after sesh

Said of that very moment, way after you hit plateau, when you are incapable to interact with the world and you are basically another piece of furniture of the room you have been dwelling for the last ten hours.

Skunky ataraxia induced by shit tons of narcotics
fuck this fucking field... there is no way you can possibly use the this substantive phrase in a fucking sentence without embarrassing yourself.
Try ket and then you'll feel it in your flesh

"after sesh" you happy? cunt
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