Demon Semen

A combination of a 44 oz. slushy from Speedway and a Monster or any energy drink. This mixture will not get you "high" but you will get a nice buzz from it. Invented on a summer day by two bored 16 year old dudes from Cleveland's west side.
Dude wanna make some demon semen and get our buzz on? Fuck yeah bro!!!
by ctowntom December 13, 2012
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semen swindler

One who steals/swindles the man milk or semen sauce from an unsuspecting, passed-out, or terrified guy. This is normally done without the man's consent or his knowing that it actually happend at all.
Dude, make sure you lock your doors and windows tonight. The semen swindlers from Delta Chi are out forcing lewinskis upon drunk and unwilling men.
by Karl Claymore September 23, 2008
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semen crust

When you ejaculate and a crust of semen forms over the hole on the head of the penis
I hate after I cum I gotta wipe off the semen crust nigga
by Niggalodeon November 16, 2014
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Semen Raft

Semen Raft, or Sperm Raft is a term used to describe someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole.

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Hey that K-Fed is a total douchebag semen raft
by MindIntheGutter March 8, 2009
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Semen Surprise

A crude sexual act. It involves a male hiding in a closet, under the bed, on the ceiling fan, etc. while wearing a mask. When a woman (or man if you prefer) walks into the room, the male comes out of hiding and situates themself so that they may ejaculate into the unwary victim's face. You then yell, "SURPRISE BITCH" and run out of the room. For a better effect run naked.
"SURPRISE BITCH, EAT THAT SEMEN SURPRISE!"
by XRaptor JesusX March 30, 2009
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semen face

(noun): Often refering to a sluty female. This is because a slut will commonly get a face-full of semen when she is giving a male a blow job.

synonym: slut
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semen dick

when your piss hole sticks together after sex causing your pee to come out at every angle
Dani- OMG you pissed all over the bathroom floor
Larry- sorry i had semen dick
by kk29x February 6, 2012
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