Scrotum Slime is slime that comes out of a Hag Fish, which indeed looks like a scrotum. The Scrotum Slime has many uses, the ones which I prefer are: Bathing, eating, brushing your teeth with, killing predators, using it as lube to masturbate (guys only), and for use as a condom during sexual intercourse (5% chance of actually working).
"I didn't have any soap, so I used Scrotum Slime and it felt amazing to jerk it."
"Jamal, that is one prime slice of Scrotum Slime."
"I got pregnant because my boyfriend was too cheap to buy condoms and used Scrotum Slime instead."
"Jamal, that is one prime slice of Scrotum Slime."
"I got pregnant because my boyfriend was too cheap to buy condoms and used Scrotum Slime instead."
by ScrotumSlimeLover123 November 22, 2009
Get the Scrotum Slimemug. when a women or man bite someones balls so hard that the
sack rips open and the balls come tumbling out
sack rips open and the balls come tumbling out
man 1:hey man there is a ball on the floor
man 2:oh thats mine it must of fallen out of my scrotum crunched sack
man 2:oh thats mine it must of fallen out of my scrotum crunched sack
by andrew smithenstein April 26, 2008
Get the scrotum crunchmug. When you deep water poach an egg and the resulting cooked article looks like a wrinkled scrotum with a golden testicle.
Particularly relevant if you cook a double-yolker and you can see both golden balls in the dangle.
Particularly relevant if you cook a double-yolker and you can see both golden balls in the dangle.
by GrassFedHuman January 9, 2025
Get the yolk scrotummug. Fluid discharged at the ejaculation of a male. Used in amateur erotica when synonym is needed because "hot load of cum" has been used in the sentences preceding the use of this term.
During the geriatric gangbang, Joe shot a hot load of cum into Loe's ass. Coco's heaving breasts caught the next load of scrotum suds.
by AndyOcan2 April 30, 2015
Get the scrotum sudsmug. by Suck him September 30, 2018
Get the Scrotummug. The additional fees a man must face when purchasing items most noteably clothing articles.
Also can be recognized as the pecker premium price.
Also can be recognized as the pecker premium price.
"Look at this T-shirt for ladies, hmm same design as the men's shirt, $4 less than the men's shirt."
"Oh! Look at this hoodie $100 for it and the male version is $120"
"Yes welcome to the real world fuckwad you have been outright sacked, hit hard with the scrotum surcharge.
"Oh! Look at this hoodie $100 for it and the male version is $120"
"Yes welcome to the real world fuckwad you have been outright sacked, hit hard with the scrotum surcharge.
by Glanced @ the Pants Lance October 25, 2023
Get the scrotum surchargemug. by Two ton scrotum July 25, 2011
Get the Scrotum weaselmug.