sand queef 

When a girl rolls around in the sand, then queefs, the sound has a gritty quality to it.

After receiving an anal pounding on the beach, Veronica let out a quite impressive sand queef

sand queef by crb619 April 2, 2003

sandstorm 

orgasm. sandstorm derives from darude's sandstorm which has given many young people pleasure since it's explosive release.

last night when david hasselhoff gave me a sandstorm i felt it all the way in my in my tibia!

sandstorm by sandstormlovinvalerie March 13, 2005

Alabama Sandstorm 

When getting head on the beach give the girl a facial, and while her face is covered in you jiz throw sand on her face and run away as fast as you can

like oh may god i thought i was on a romantic date on the beach but i just got alabama sandstormed!

Alabama Sandstorm by Matt Sydney November 12, 2008

sand in my vagina 

A good excuse to get out of anything.

Coach: Son, why don't you want to play today?
Player: I would play in the basketball game today coach, but I've had some sand in my vagina thats been troubling me all day.

sand in my vagina by Deeez Nuuutz July 4, 2003

sand in your vag

An expression used to discribe a grumpy/angry person

What the hell is your problem?? How bout you get that sand outta your vag?

sand in your vag by Tobias Lents May 13, 2005

sandandle 

the epitome of shenanigans and malarky, can cause: unwanted dance floor make-outs, mirror breaking, heart to hearts, cupcake smashing, police calling, theft, car crashes, donning of a sombrero, window sill dancing, impaired volume perception, screaming out windows, loss of bladder control, aka the need to pee EVERYWHERE, jumping in lakes, mysterious injuries, breaking of diets, vomiting, blackouts, social space sleepovers, turban wearing, late night egg consumption, bizarre outfit choice, attempts at painting theft, regrettable video messages, asking computers to find parties, and an overall lack of good judgment

It's Friday night, are we sandandling?
Sandandle like a champion today!
Sandandle?
Beware: we are sandandling

sandandle by Lew2N May 22, 2010

bag of sand 

A comment intended to display knowledge of a subject which instead exposes the ignorance of the person who made it. Derived from a scene in "The 40 Year Old Virgin" when the main character's virginity is obvious due to his story about a woman's breast feeling like a bag of sand.

Sarah Palin's claim that she regularly reads every newspaper ever printed was a "bag of sand" moment for the governor.

bag of sand by omgboomer July 1, 2009