"To Shapp, verb: to attempt to sanitise one's online image, often in an urgent and/or hasty manner."
Derived from the checkered internet history of British politician Grant Shapps. While serving as a member of Parliament, he did business online as an internet marketing / sales guru named Michael Green. When the press found out, Shapps' sites began disappearing overnight. Guardian columnist George Monbiot ran a contest via Twitter to define the verb "to Shapp." This contest was won by Twitterer Rainbow_Meow with the above definition.
Derived from the checkered internet history of British politician Grant Shapps. While serving as a member of Parliament, he did business online as an internet marketing / sales guru named Michael Green. When the press found out, Shapps' sites began disappearing overnight. Guardian columnist George Monbiot ran a contest via Twitter to define the verb "to Shapp." This contest was won by Twitterer Rainbow_Meow with the above definition.
"I've been shortlisted for a job interview - got some major shapping to do tonight!"
"As it turns out, what happens at the donkey sanctuary doesn't stay at the donkey sanctuary. Time to shapp."
"As it turns out, what happens at the donkey sanctuary doesn't stay at the donkey sanctuary. Time to shapp."
by Rainbow Meow October 12, 2012
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A physical assault occaisioning actual bodily harm, but not grievous, which would be a good hiding.
A physical assault occaisioning actual bodily harm, but not grievous, which would be a good hiding.
Don't do that or i'll give you a slapping.
1. Did you hear about that bloke last night? Gave this lad a right good slapping!
2. Yeah, broke his nose. I heard it was a proper good hiding.
1. Nah, he didn't get him on the floor and kick fuck out of him or anything.
1. Did you hear about that bloke last night? Gave this lad a right good slapping!
2. Yeah, broke his nose. I heard it was a proper good hiding.
1. Nah, he didn't get him on the floor and kick fuck out of him or anything.
by edjog! January 9, 2006
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I was sick when I saw those fagots poop swapping in the locker room after the game. ... until I joined in.
I was sick when I saw those fagots poop swapping in the locker room after the game. ... until I joined in.
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