French Shuffle

The French Shuffle is an online music platform that showcases the best in french touch, disco, and electro, delivering music news, free MP3s, reviews, and more.

Dude, did you hear Chromeo's new album on the French Shuffle? It was awesome!

by Xavier de Rosnay January 3, 2015

The Dansko Shuffle

A dance achieved wearing only "Dansko" clogs. The shuffle originated from the sliding movement a person must use while wearing danskos, to safely get across an icy driveway. To do the "Dansko Shuffle," one makes awkward forward movements one leg at a time as if cross country skiing.

The Dansko Shuffle was very prevalent at the party, for a lot of the people were REI junkies wearing clogs.

by bekah017 March 13, 2009

Ragtime Shuffle

The masturbation one has to resort to in order to relieve sexual tension when one's female partner is menstruating and either unable or unwilling to partake in vaginal sex. Usually refers to a solo act but can also refer to the hand relief supplied by the menstruating partner.

1. I say, darling, as you're on blob this week any chance of a Ragtime Shuffle? I really need to shift this dirty water off my chest.

2. Yeah, got in last night with a diamond cutter only to find that her indoors has got the painters in. So it was upstairs into the bog for a quick Ragtime Shuffle before tea. Sorted.

by Shiker November 2, 2010

telepathic shuffle

The slightly unnerving event of the shuffle feature on an MP3 player or other media player somehow choosing a song particularly appropriate(or, in the case of a sarcastic telepathic shuffle, spectacularly innappropriate) piece of music.

Just as his friend pwned him, Dave's computer did a telepathic shuffle and rickrolled him by playing Never Gonna Give You Up.

by Ch'mera April 28, 2008

Dunford Shuffle

When a male employee orally pleases his male boss.

Jeff is giving Bruce the Dunford Shuffle.

by hangmancw October 20, 2008

PID Shuffle

The tentative, painful steps of a woman suffering from pelvic inflammatory disease. PID is caused by untreated VD or, less often, a botched abortion. A person doing the PID shuffle often leaves a foul, nauseating, greenish vapor trail and sometimes can be tracked home by following the droplets of cunt snot on the sidewalk.

Looka that ho doin' the PID shuffle over t' the ER. Bet she pulled a train last night! Choo-Choooooooo, ya nasty ol heifer!

ER nurse to resident: Here comes another blue waffle doing the PID shuffle. This one's yours, asshat, I've had enough cunt onion today...

by Durty Johnny July 14, 2011

Florida shuffle

When you come from a state outside florida for treatment and leave treatment to get high and start a cycle of treatment, leave get high and so on .
Your insurance card becomes a black card . And most say there from philly when there from a cabin in the pochonos

I been doing the florida shuffle for 10 years. I came from philly for treatment and ended up in the florida shuffle.

by Florida Shuffle February 9, 2018