Shat

A euphemistic version of the Vulgar Slang, shit. Also the past tense for the Vulgar Slang.

Monster: Hey how u doin bro

Human: I shat my pants TM! Making the best games! (Interchangable for euphemistic version and past tense)

by urbandici April 28, 2023

cat shat in my sink

expression of gratitude, its crazy actually

this drift car is like my cat shat in my sink, its crasy actually

by bringbackthebars2004 December 14, 2023

Shatting

Shatting is the term used, when two or more people share something that is pure and utter “shit” and can also be associated with the idea of “chatting shit.”

Shatting is commonly used by “begs” and people with “no life”

“Vanessa, i heard Stacy said your batty looks small” screamed Dave, “Stop shatting Charlie, your mums a hoe”

by Mr pilgrim October 29, 2019

big shat

a big poopy peepee fart

-big shat noises- dude, what is that smell? its my big shat.

by fortnite gay November 30, 2020

shat

the ancient Egyptian currency

I sold my fish and got 20 pounds of shat

by history guru December 2, 2020

Schrödinger's Shat

When you attempt a fart, but afterwards you think you may have let out a bit of shit in your pants instead. You're not sure though. Until you check, you can't be sure.

Oh no, I think I've got Schrödinger's Shat in my pants.

by Tommy Pits December 2, 2020

Schrödinger's Shat

When you're not sure if you shat yourself, or you only farted. You really can't tell, and the only way to be sure is to look.

Oh no, I've got schrödinger's shat in my pants.

by Tommy Pits December 2, 2020