Sebastian 

(Verb) stomp your feet loudly, shit your pants and breath heavily in someone's face.

(Noun) an autistic gay italian boy that loves to harass women and check out their boyfriends. He is about 400 pounds and walks like he's gotta shit 24-7. He also loves to say hello by staring at you and calling you hot. He wears a pink hoodie and is really easy to spot in public.

"Oh shit, It's Sebastian. We gotta go, Marline. Hold down the fort for us and hold on for your dear life, Iceberg right ahead!"

"AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! We're too late!"

Sebastian by MichaelDamien192 February 29, 2024

Sebastian 

Sebastian is the definition of an idiot. He thinks he's cool because he's taller than some people (even though men are usually taller than women anyways). He likes to make fun of people because his life sucks and he thinks it will bring him joy. He thinks everyone loves him and thinks he's so cool even though most people think he's a misogynistic jerk. He also has terrible style and needs a haircut. He's obsessed with a game for 8 year olds (roblox). He's had like 5 girlfriends and he's 12 years old. He makes inappropriate jokes and makes everything weird. We hate Sebastian <3

Sebastian should leave the school

Sebastian by shortstrawberries January 3, 2024

sebastian 

sebastian normally short for seb.his name isn’t the only short thing tho.he has a big ego.sebastian is unemployed but on weekends drives “heavy machinery”
(no job)

girl : “what do you do for work?”
sebastian: “i’m a heavy machinery operator”
(he doesn’t have a job”

sebastian by anonymous August 11, 2024

Sebastian 

Always has a hard fit

Person 1: “Did you see Sebastian the other day?”
Person 2: “No, was his fit hard?”
Person 1: “No”
Person 2: “Then it wasn’t him”

Sebastian by LeCap March 21, 2024

Sebastian 

A fatass that loves to insult you he is seb an idiot and moron and blames all his problems on you

"This is all your fault for not giving me your work"

this is what Sebastian says: Om nom nom, fuck you, Kill yourself, are all the things he says he also plays cheeseburger simulator

Sebastian by JimmyGoesBang April 3, 2024

Sebastian 

greeeeen, fuck nigga

jk hes gay as fuck

"that's the gayest man ive ever seen"
"nah that's just a Sebastian"

Sebastian by bloobboobs April 18, 2024

Sebastian 

A cocky dude that loves dick

That is a Sebastian

Sebastian by sigma.thegreat April 30, 2024