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scrotum crunch

when a women or man bite someones balls so hard that the
sack rips open and the balls come tumbling out
man 1:hey man there is a ball on the floor
man 2:oh thats mine it must of fallen out of my scrotum crunched sack
by andrew smithenstein April 26, 2008
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yolk scrotum

When you deep water poach an egg and the resulting cooked article looks like a wrinkled scrotum with a golden testicle.

Particularly relevant if you cook a double-yolker and you can see both golden balls in the dangle.
I'm poaching some eggs, how many yolk scrotums do you want?
by GrassFedHuman January 9, 2025
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Rusticle Scrotum

Where you stick a zuchinni up your ass, a cucumber between your balls, and dance around like Malcolm McDowell in Caligula!
That chick is so hot it makes me wanna go home and do a Rusticle Scrotum!
by The Scroat July 11, 2011
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scrotum dance

Scrotum Dance is when you squat so slightly while naked untill you have a bonner without toching your penis. After that keep squatting utill your cock keeps tapping your ball sack and turns you on. (Getting other people to flop around you cock for you works too!) Some say it helps sooth the mind of all IRL thoughts, and replaces them with sexual thoughts.
by JackkyJK69 October 17, 2013
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Scrotum

Describes someone who’s a bit of a bitch. That someone that always wants to fight but will never do anything. Often stalks girls along with not having a single friend.
Oh look, it’s “scrotum”!
by Jonyb17 November 1, 2019
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Scrotum Bunny

It’s what Scorbunny looks like in a weird font
M: Scrotum Bunny? Idk it’s in a weird font.

L: It’s Scorbunny lmao
by ThisGamingWorld November 18, 2021
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Scrotum Sizzla

Eric was most unfortunate when the blind, retarded man he had sex with dropped a cigarette on his dick and gave him a scrotum sizzla.
by SF December 28, 2004
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