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christiantifa(scist)

Portmanteau of the word Christian and Antifascist.
Might be abbreviated as "Christiantifa"
Noun used to describe Christians that patriotically stand against fascistic policies and institutions and governments.
Examples may include; Christians who are resisting Duterte's regime in The Philippines; Christians that defied Franco in Spain; and the group Christians Against Nationalism.
"Did you hear that the Christiantifa(scist)s deplatformed that national socialist yesterday? They say they do it because he was speaking wicked tongues in g-d's name!"
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Baby Scissors

Dull cutting tools that don’t fit you hands
Damn it why do we have to use baby scissors.
by Jetzke February 12, 2020
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Athletic Scissors

As a Paramedic, in Detroit, we had to take a past and present medical history of the patients.

We would ask about current medical conditions. Cardiac, Pulmonary/Breathing and Lung Conditions, Neurological Conditions like Strokes or Epilepsy and Seizures.

This last condition Epilepsy and Seizures when we would get the response usually from a bystander.

The response was always, Yeah he/she has Athletic Scissors.
by Jonny Redneck February 16, 2020
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Dull Scissors

When a bisexual or lesbian woman performs poorly during intercourse with another female.
April had no idea how to take care of her girl in the bedroom, she’s dull scissors for sure.
by TreyANDLilly September 13, 2020
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closing scissor lift

when two consensual individuals engage in scissoring and one is so inspired that mid scissor they close scissor their formation thus clamping their partner which allows them to lift their partner, figure skating style, to bask aloft in mid coitus glow
In a fit of orgasmic rapture, she felt herself raised off the bed in an unexpected closing scissor lift.
by the curious c February 25, 2021
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God Scissors

When someone uses their teeth to cut, break or rip someone or something.
Guy1: Hey man how did you open that?

Guy2: I used my teeth.

Guy3: Seems like you’re blessed with a pair of God Scissors!
by ;-------> July 6, 2021
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Safety scissors

I seriously don’t want my scissor to cut myself, so I replaced them with safety scissors !
by stonebullets February 4, 2022
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