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san fransisco flip-flops 

Another extreme example of knee protection in order to perform fellatio.
Fred put on his San Fransisco flip-flops in order to pleasure his paintcan girlfriend at the taco shop.

san fransisco slippers 

Good thing I brought my San Fransisco slippers, because we'll be working on our knees all day.

San Franscisco Narwhal 

A chonky seal with a syringe in it’s head
Friend 1: Yo I was sticking syringes in my seal’s head
Friend 2: Wow you were really making a San Franscisco Narwhal

San Fransisco Melting Pot 

When Asian, White, Black, and Hispanic dicks are all put in ones mouth at the same time.
Trey did a San Fransisco Melting Pot at Andrews last night.

San Fransisco Cocksucker 

1. Also known as a San Fran, a person who acts like an asshole for no reason at all

2. Someone who does something extremely irrational
1. Let me inside the club you Sanfransico Cocksucker

2. What do you mean you arent going to drive me to the game? Quit being a San Fransisco Cocksucker.

San Fransisco Finger Trap 

Taking the foreskin of one penis and wraping it around another.
Todds penis was caught in Greggs San Fransisco Finger Trap...