A random Ryan at 12 am looking through Urban Dictionary and finding searching his name. He found a whole lot of super nice definitions and found most of them to be right, except for only two things, his height and the fact that he has a girlfriend, because he's gay. Though he did find one result with his last name that was discouraging, but with what people irl say and what definitions say here, he didn't mind it, he knew it wasn't him specifically. He is now happy after reading all those and is gonna sleep well tonight
"Man these definitions of my names are so sweet, but everything is creepily accurate to what people in real life say about Ryan."
by Rush075 March 9, 2020
Get the Ryan mug.Ryans are tall blonde men with really weird and fluffy hair. Once you look past their acne ridden face you can see their beautiful, fuckable blue eyes. Nothing else about Ryans are in any way appealing, except for their ability to be really good at basketball even though they do not play on any organized teams. They are generally smart, but in times of crisis become absolute retards.
Dang man why is Ryan not on the school basketball team.
Who's that retard over there, oh that's Ryan.
Who's that retard over there, oh that's Ryan.
by ZZZZUUUCCCCKKKK October 23, 2018
Get the Ryan mug.Ryans are smart boys who know Bellas are the most beautiful girls, according to Urban Dictionary, and will be in high demand for homecoming. So he asked her before school started.
by Jeffcollinsart August 25, 2019
Get the Ryan mug.Most likely the gayest person you will ever meet. Likes to stick his dick in his own ass and braid his pubes.
by ejdhfnej May 25, 2018
Get the Ryan mug.Stupid, ugly, nazi lookin, pervert weirdo, who if u know him u will want to block and unfriend him on every spource of communication and if u do he will cry. So he can’t talk to u, and is also most likely gay but hates gay people. Also has the micro penis disease
Man 1: oh great it’s ryan, I blocked him and he cried.
Man 2: oh no he’s coming over
Man 3: and he is gay
Ryan: hey guys
Girl: go away to gay perv
(Ryan runs away crying
Man 2: oh no he’s coming over
Man 3: and he is gay
Ryan: hey guys
Girl: go away to gay perv
(Ryan runs away crying
by Barockrocks December 1, 2018
Get the Ryan mug.Ryan is the guy who you will fall in love with instantly. Once you know him, you will want to have a deep connection with him, and even though he probably isn't into you, he is still your best friend. He is the person that you think of at night. He will always be there for you, no matter what happens. He has a dark past, but he doesn't let that change who he is. He will actually listen to you. You will want to share all your secrets with him, and have him by your side forever. Ryan will change your life, even if you know him for a short time. You will always remember him.
Person 1: have you met Ryan? He's the nicest guy ever.
Person 2: he's kinda mysterious, but I totally agree with you.
Person 1: omg he's coming over!!! Be cool.
Ryan: hey guys, how's it going?
Person 1 & 2: *mumbles slightly then has to walk away because if the amazingness of Ryan*
Ryan: ok then... See you later!
Person 2: he totally gives off the best vibes ever. He makes me feel like I actually have a chance in this world.
Person 1: yup.
Person 2: he's kinda mysterious, but I totally agree with you.
Person 1: omg he's coming over!!! Be cool.
Ryan: hey guys, how's it going?
Person 1 & 2: *mumbles slightly then has to walk away because if the amazingness of Ryan*
Ryan: ok then... See you later!
Person 2: he totally gives off the best vibes ever. He makes me feel like I actually have a chance in this world.
Person 1: yup.
by IntrovertedMoon May 31, 2019
Get the Ryan mug.