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The Rule of Woods

If you see an extremely racist reply on Twitter and then click on the profile of the person who made the racist reply, you will see a James Wood retweet within the first three (3) tweets on the timeline. This is known as the 'rule of woods'.
The Rule of Woods - "look!" a racist remark, scrolls down, finds a James Woods retweet.
by Adi_Zu April 14, 2020
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Exception to rule 34

The only exception to rule 34 is rule 34 itself
by atavoid November 27, 2020
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The Rule of Seven

The practice of always adding seven years to the age an escort claims to be online.
Haven't you heard of the Rule of Seven? If you want to book a hot session with a. girl in her mid 40s, you need to be searching for late 30s!
by Alexander 500 December 26, 2020
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Fresh Trim Rule

If you get a fresh trim, your friends are allowed to slap you on the back of the head two times each.
An example of the Fresh Trim Rule:
Ay mandem, Michael got a fresh trim.

(Michael gets slapped on the back of the head)
by Keiron is a nonce May 23, 2021
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Teaspoon Rule

A theorem used to determine if one has crapped himself. The rule is as follows: if a person farts, and something comes out (also known as a shart), if the resultant mass adds up to less to a teaspoon. If its adds up to more, than one has crapped his pants.
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P1: So I thought I crapped myself yesterday, but luckily it didn’t count under the teaspoon rule.

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“If you fart, and something comes out, and the stuff is less than a teaspoon, it counts as a fart. But, if it’s more than a teaspoon, then congratulations, you just s*** yourself.”

-Hannes Van Dahl, drummer for Sabaton
by ApolloJustice0713 March 23, 2022
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The Rule of 9

The Rule of 9 stems from the Famous comedic rule, the rule of three. stating comedy works best in threes ( i.e. the three stooges or when a joke is referred two three times. The Rule of 9 is when the rule of three is brought three times at three separate moments on the same day. The Rule of 9 cam only be referred to as an official rule of nine if

-the rule of three has already been established for the punchline

-the rule is brought up on 3 separate not forced genuinely comedic moments

the rule of 9 is a high guild of meta comedy only underneath the rule of 9 triple (or the rule of 27) which is when the rule of 9 has been brought up 3 times in one night. (this has never been accomplished
cade: bro miles is a comedy genius

lucas: yeah man i know he flawlessly pulled off the rule of 9
miles: wubba lubba dub dub
by slut4tld January 29, 2023
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The Turkish rule

The Turkish rule dictates that it is not gay (or at the very least it's less gay) to "Top" another man than to receive this comes from the notion of passive gay men being rejected from Turkey's military. This term is commonly used in south Texas .
"I'm still straight I applied the Turkish rule."
by South Texas scribe July 20, 2024
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