Pity Rub

To rub oneself after a sad event or out of pure loneliness.

"Kady was third wheeling with Ryan all night and felt sad, she went home and had a long pity rub"

by ProfessorGoonBag January 17, 2016

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morning rubbing

when a man wakes up with his penis in between butt cheeks and rubs it up an down

"i woke up with this bitch and had a morning rubbing."

by luvingangel October 23, 2014

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Common male pattern baldness of the circular type, frequently located on the crown of a males head.

"Dude, that guy is going bald quick!"
"Yeah, he's definitely got the priest rub going"

by Horse head March 14, 2019

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Rubbing the lamp means stroking a penis to ejaculation.

She was rubbing the lamp good, my genie came out hard!

by Lynialyn January 13, 2020

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to rub your eye really hard while you're wearing eyeliner.

I savage rubbed my eye and now my fingers are black.

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The act of masturbation while scrolling through an online dating app.

Ted likes to come home from a long day at work, open up tinder and rub right then jump in the shower.

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Rub the rhubarb is southern suburbs of Melbourne, Australia, means basically "don't annoy me" or "don't piss me off$

With my uncle he always tries to rub the rhubarb

by Wombatmtb April 17, 2022

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