Ritard

A friend who doesn’t have disabilities but still is special

Guy 1:Hey does that guy have disabilities

Guy 2: No He’s just a Ritard

by Professor_Pot March 7, 2025

Ritard

A friend who doesn’t have disabilities but still is special

Guy 1:Hey does that guy have disabilities

Guy 2: No He’s just a Ritard

by Professor_Pot March 7, 2025

Ritard

A friend who doesn’t have disabilities but still is special

Guy 1:Hey does that guy have disabilities

Guy 2: No He’s just a Ritard

by Professor_Pot March 7, 2025

Ritard

A friend who doesn’t have disabilities but still is special

Guy 1:Hey does that guy have disabilities

Guy 2: No He’s just a Ritard

by Professor_Pot March 7, 2025

ss rita

syrup squirter rita

watch out ss rita is coming

by geckogal January 10, 2010

Senior rita

When you speak that spanish, and see a hot chick. You say to ur bros "look at that hot senior rita"

"look at that hot senior rita, over there"

by Slax January 26, 2017

Rescue Rita

Steals people's dogs when their level of care does not reach her expectations, yet her own dogs haven't been vaccinated. Thinks she is above the law. Is usually found on Facebook declaring some war on a random person with a lost dog. Is known for sayings like "just take the dog and take it to a shelter" "steal it and say you don't know" "don't give him his dog back" (the last statement usually after she steals the dog and has a friend take it to the shelter). She is often found bashing local law enforcement, especially humane officers and dog wardens because she thinks they aren't doing their jobs. She has never volunteered a day in an animal shelter, but is so quick to tell a shelter employee that they don't know how to care for an animal.

The entire county suffered because of one crazy Rescue Rita

by Rebecca Roadkill March 5, 2020