Richard Fitswell

Richard Fitswell is an alias that people with a micro penis refer to themselves as. Usually a compensating for the small member they were born with. His body kept growing but his dick never did. These people are manipulative, abusive, and tend to bully others or cause problems for anyone they are in contact with.

Porn Director: what have you decided on for a porn name?
Keith: I want the world to call me Richard Fitswell!

Porn Director: *laughs* I suppose you could fit well in everything with a 2 inch chop like the one you got.

Keith: *sobs* fuck you then. I don’t really want to fuck a pussy anyways. I thought this was a Twink porn interview. Would you happen to be into trading football cards?

Porn Director: get the fuck outta my office!

by TwiztedSnowman January 7, 2022

Richard Shelest

Definition of talented

Jack: Yo, Sean! Check this beat I made!
Sean: Damn bro, you're so Richard Shelest!
Jack: I'm so what now?
Sean: Richard Shelest, Another word of talented. He makes sick music, you should check him out!
Jack: Will do, bro!

by juzzycooch November 9, 2020

Richard Cancer

Richard Cancer, is contractible only by people named Richard and it can occur in the little finger, scrotum, rectum or Weenus. It is treatable only by guzzling a gallon of Goat Semen each day.

"Oh Boy, my friend Dick has gotten Richard Cancer on his Weenus"

by Bammie Wham May 15, 2016

Richard Pooner

Richard Pooner: Aussie slang by Australian patriotic backyard beer drinkin metal band "DEAD KELLY", to describe going to the pub to have a schooner or 10...

IM just goin to the local to have a couple of Richard Pooners and a Carmichael-hunt...

by Richard Pooner May 24, 2013

Pulled a Richard

When one has extreme amounts of luck in a video game

Damian: Bro, how did he kill me??
Brian: He pulled a Richard on you

by Bowtechfuel69 June 24, 2018

Richard Avenue

A street in Shippensburg that is known for crazy parties any day of the week, cops favorite place to catch people, free hot dogs, pong tables as lawn ornaments, tanning on roofs, toga parties.

Richard Avenue can be full of toga parties, hot dog stands, craziness, and drunks

by tomboy0946 November 25, 2010

Skiddy Richard

When she attempts a Hot Richard but squeezes to hard and sharts over your clam hammer.

I accidentally gave him a Skiddy Richard, now he has shit all over his cock

by Bigped July 22, 2023