Richard Fitswell is an alias that people with a micro penis refer to themselves as. Usually a compensating for the small member they were born with. His body kept growing but his dick never did. These people are manipulative, abusive, and tend to bully others or cause problems for anyone they are in contact with.
Porn Director: what have you decided on for a porn name?
Keith: I want the world to call me Richard Fitswell!
Porn Director: *laughs* I suppose you could fit well in everything with a 2 inch chop like the one you got.
Keith: *sobs* fuck you then. I don’t really want to fuck a pussy anyways. I thought this was a Twink porn interview. Would you happen to be into trading football cards?
Porn Director: get the fuck outta my office!
Keith: I want the world to call me Richard Fitswell!
Porn Director: *laughs* I suppose you could fit well in everything with a 2 inch chop like the one you got.
Keith: *sobs* fuck you then. I don’t really want to fuck a pussy anyways. I thought this was a Twink porn interview. Would you happen to be into trading football cards?
Porn Director: get the fuck outta my office!
by TwiztedSnowman January 7, 2022
Get the Richard Fitswellmug. Richard Cancer, is contractible only by people named Richard and it can occur in the little finger, scrotum, rectum or Weenus. It is treatable only by guzzling a gallon of Goat Semen each day.
by Bammie Wham May 15, 2016
Get the Richard Cancermug. Jessie richards is the most lengest & sexiest girl you will EVER meet. She is kind, and encouraging but if you get on her bad side she can easily make you disabled just with one punch. Never piss off jessie richards or you will feel the menacing pain.
1: heyy, isnt that Jessie richards?
2: dont disrespect her like that, its Jessie lingard!
1: uhhh… why???
2: because she has MAD tekkers in football!!?!?!
1: holy shit! And shes hot, shes a package!!
2:stfu
*they start fighting for her*
Jessie richards: typical simps
2: dont disrespect her like that, its Jessie lingard!
1: uhhh… why???
2: because she has MAD tekkers in football!!?!?!
1: holy shit! And shes hot, shes a package!!
2:stfu
*they start fighting for her*
Jessie richards: typical simps
by Kourtneylovesyou<3 April 18, 2022
Get the Jessie richardsmug. Jack: Yo, Sean! Check this beat I made!
Sean: Damn bro, you're so Richard Shelest!
Jack: I'm so what now?
Sean: Richard Shelest, Another word of talented. He makes sick music, you should check him out!
Jack: Will do, bro!
Sean: Damn bro, you're so Richard Shelest!
Jack: I'm so what now?
Sean: Richard Shelest, Another word of talented. He makes sick music, you should check him out!
Jack: Will do, bro!
by juzzycooch November 9, 2020
Get the Richard Shelestmug. a leader of the '60s counterculture folk-rock scene, he was friends with Bob Dylan. His wife, Mimi, was Joan Baez's sister, who was at that time dating Dylan. Richard died in 1966 in a motorcycle crash, which put a damper on his musical career. who knows how famous/influential he would have become otherwise...
by SuperKabob37 August 28, 2010
Get the Richard Farinamug. by Bowtechfuel69 June 24, 2018
Get the Pulled a Richardmug. Coolest guy out there he has the best smile and he always makes people laugh. He’s inducted but shouldint be because he’s awesome. Logan’s always are hot and are amazing at football but better at basketball. They hang around good people but always have one good friend who keeps them on their feet Logan’s are truely amazing
by Anonymous wide receiver November 8, 2020
Get the Logan Richardsmug.