Josh Rice

This is a guy who has a fat, long dick and is so funny he can make people laugh with one look. He is a cry baby and loves to roast everyone around. He is the nicest guy you’ll ever meet and is so humble ! He loves to punch above his weight in the lady department too even though he is handsome. All round legend !

Who was that awesome guy the other day ?

Probably Josh Rice.

by Maninthemirrorgag May 14, 2020

A Mike Rice

Leaving a shitty condom in the bathtub for your sister to find.

I just totally fucked Becki and pulled a Mike Rice, I can't wait to hear her reaction!!

by Peanut21904 December 28, 2016

wiggly rice

Maggots, just maggots

"Santa, can I please have a bag of wiggly rice for Christmas. I ate some off a piece of chicken and it tasted really good.

by Cat_Spider March 11, 2021

Rice-cap

chinese rice picker hat also used as a racist term for chinese people

You are such a rice-cap!

by xQueenBeex1 September 28, 2008

Rice queen

Someone that only dates Asians

Emily is a phat rice queen

by Zaddy pops March 5, 2023

rice heater

a pice o-shit car tht under normal circumstances would be a "rice burner" but do to shitty hp and an over all shitty driving experiance is not fit 4 even tht oh so lofty definition

"ziggys car is such a peice of shit dude! its got like 12 hp!"
"yea i know! total rice heater."

by teh mehojanator October 7, 2009

Ricing Digits

When you get a girl/guy's number off someone elses phone and start calling/texting them, not doing the work to get it yourself.

"How did you get her number man?!"
"Haha, I just riced it bro"

"Hey what are you doing on my phone?"
"Im ricin' that chicks digits"

"Why don't you ask some chicks for their numbers?"
"Na, i'll just go ricing digits later."

by `CHARLiE May 15, 2010