Un-Rape

The act of rape interrupted and effectively countered by a change of heart in the rapist resulting in mass confusion for the rapee.

If you spend Friday night with a girl with severe emotional issues and she comes onto you, but withdraws her attempts after removing your pants, the result is Un-Rape.

by pawnstar415 September 5, 2011

Spatulatory Rape

the common act of using a spatula while cooking to enter into something and/or separate it from sticking or to stir some mixture until the correct consistency is acquired for further steps in the cooking process, without the permission of inanimate objects because inanimate objects can't consent

OR

to use the handle end of a spatula as a dildo without permission, often in place of using one's one penis or strap-on for a number of illogical reasons

Lucy: The only sex around here before eight is spatulatory rape, and that's only when I cook.

Mary: That's disappointing. You need to remind Joe of his Seduciary Responsibility .

OR

Lucy: Oh! Yeah! Like that! Wait, what do I feel?

Joe: I heard from Mary's husband Bob that you like spatulatory rape, so I'm using the spatula instead since you like it so much.

by Perry Winnwet January 23, 2010

rape drapes

Any drapes that you hang over your window to block out all light. Also called sex-for-certain-curtains.

That creep next door always has his lights off. No, he just has rape drapes.

by gjohnso October 6, 2010

wave raped

when on vacation and a large wave in the surf rips off your whole bikini and you are left standing there naked.

your girlfriend is standing there naked after a big wave...oh honey, you got wave raped.

by captron January 19, 2014

Media Rape

When someone tries to show videos or play music when literally no one else in the room cares about said video or music.

My ears need a break. I just got done hanging out with Ben and he media raped us hard.

by TKFromAntioch May 1, 2015

rape soda

1. A type of carbonated beverage that, when consumed, will violate you sexually against your will.

2. Soda that rapists drink.

3. Rape-flavored soda. Definitely not a sweet-tasting beverage.

Why don't you go have a nice tall glass of rape soda?

by unoriginal_name33 March 14, 2017

academic rape

when your professor fucks you over so you actually fail your final worth 85%.

I definitely failed that exam. It was academic rape in the purest form. How could you Sid.

by krnz998740 December 9, 2019