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Riding Gilbert

The typical term used to describe when one removes one’s bicycle seat, proceeds to aptly lubricate the the remaining seat tube, and then begins riding while sitting bare bummed on the pole in order to generate maximum prostate stimulation.

Most commonly used amongst off road mountain bike groups.

Origins of the term is thought to have started in the San Francisco East Bay Area.

Also see Riding Diablo.
Rand died today while Riding Gilbert down the mountain trail. It was unexpectedly too bumpy. He died with a smile on his face.
by T. Little May 14, 2021
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d riding

People who are d riding mainly obsessive over a celebrity/person but mostly just celebrities.
by DELTASHIGH August 27, 2022
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ride up

Refers generally to a condition in which one's pants, skirt, or underwear gradually slide up the legs/hips/waist, often resulting in a major wedgie if left unchecked. Can be caused by suspenders, poorly-fitting clothes, shifting positions while sitting, or exercise.
Seeing Gretchen's skirt ride up her fat cellulite-infested thighs reminded me that I had to pick up some cottage cheese at Safeway on the way home from work.
by Nick D August 16, 2004
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Riding Bitch

Sitting in-between the driver and the passenger in a vehicle or sitting behind the driver on a motorcycle.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant September 26, 2003
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Sweet Ride

An automobile or otherwise that is worthy of praise. The experience found when cruising in said vehicle is extremely pleasurable and braggable.
Man this 93 camry is one sweeeeet ride baby.

This beamer's a sweet ride.

God this razor scooter's a sweet ride.
by Kenneth Grogan September 27, 2005
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Chocolate ride

I got a chocolate ride for tonight.
by Deep blue 2012 September 12, 2009
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Ride Cupcake

Refers to when riding two-up on a motorcycle. Primarily used by female bikers.

See also Ride Bitch
"My bike is still in the shop, I can't go on the ride today"

"Perhaps you can ride cupcake with someone?"
by ZorbaTheSwampMonster April 5, 2008
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