We Remove You

The true slogan used by bigtechs and social networks as few real users = few cost of maintenance.

Facebook, Reddit, X/Twitter, Instagram, Youtube, WhatsApp, Google : Why do we remove bots and trolls, when we remove you easier?
Users : Stop using these f*ckin' spyware social publishers, they're not platforms.

by Shiine-1 October 7, 2023

Fellon's Tree Removal

An arborist in upstate NY who employes felons.

Felon: "hey Carl, you hiring?"
Carl: "Yeah Dude, can you run a chainsaw?"
Felon: "fuck yeah dude! I got tons of experience in that! I chainsawed my girlfriend into pieces. That's how I got my first felony!"
Carl: "Right on. When can you start?"
Felon: "Right after I get that body out of my trunk... Can I run the wood chipper too?"
Carl: "Of course. You at clearly qualified and trustworthy. Welcome to Fellon's Tree Removal."

by Double take July 10, 2025

boot remover

Sister in headlock with your ass in the air and being kicked in the nuts sex position 102

My daddy gave me the boot remover last night.

by Pineapple is the safe word September 5, 2022

seventh-cousin-8X-removed

Seventh-cousin-eight-times-removed (7C8R).

My seventh-cousin-8X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021

second-cousin-6X-removed

Second-cousin-six-times-removed (2C6R).

My second-cousin-6X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021

second-cousin-8X-removed

Second-cousin-eight-times-removed (2C8R).

My second-cousin-8X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021

double-first-cousin-once-removed

1- Parent's double-first-cousin.
2- Double-first-cousin's child.
3 - Child of the parent's pibling with the other parent's pibling.
4 - Child of the parent's nibling with the other parent's nibling.
5 - Child of the parent's nibling with the other parent's pibling.

My double-first-cousin-once-removed is a good person.

by ZJO8738 October 3, 2021