Risky Readinger

The ultimate sex move. It is a twelve step maneuver that becomes illegal after the 4th step, often referred to as the "Burnham Brownbag".

After the scale model of the Chrysler building got involved, I could no longer adventure towards the Risky Readinger.

by M.D. Murray D November 2, 2009

Pulling a reed / Reeding

This action occurs when a certain individual, usually a ginger, attempts to flirt with and pick up a relatively attractive girl. When his attempts are inevitably denied, the individual then slips into a spiral of making more and more awkward and creepy comments, until the individual seems SO creepy, the local newspaper may even report on it. Those who partake in "pulling a reed" or "reeding" are poor souls indeed.

Guy: "Hey, wanna fuck?"
Girl: "Um, no. I want to leave now and never come back."

Spectator: "Wow, he's totally pulling a reed / reeding that ho."

by Mitro March 25, 2008

Ass-Reamingly Terrible

Something so bad, the feeling resembles that of a large black man named Bertha packing your fudge for you.

The party sucked so much, it was almost ass-reamingly terrible.

by Trunks November 16, 2003

reaping

A sport played by two teams of three, it involves each day being a new round. At the end of the week the team with the most "Days" wins the week. At the end of a pre-determined set of time the team with the most "Weeks" wins.

They won at reaping for the week

by col kavanagh April 28, 2005

Redding

In redding there is nothing to do, thats why so many ppl get drunk or high here. there is alot of money, but i dont think the kids show it. i mean we were polos and expensive clothes, but we dont act like snobs.
But while mom and dad are at work or parties, the kis deffentally know how to have a good time, and never get caught. Joel Barlow-the highschool in Redding is shared by the easton kids, The highschool is a shit hole that is still being worked on.
overall redding is a nice place where kids know how to party.

"Damn you can out drink anyone i know, where you from?"
"Redding"
"ohhhh. that explains it"

by no thanks December 29, 2005

off roading

To take a shit down someone's anus after sodomising them.

From Bridget Jones' Diary.

Mar 9th.

Vodkas: 2 Cigarettes 10 (9 post-coital!)

Mark took me out for a fancy meal down Starburger. He then took me home and showed that his lovemaking tendencies leaned towards the Greek. Halfway through his stuffing my arse however, he insisted that I hold my gaping anus open whilst he took a shit down it. I said that this was impossible, he insisted that "all my previous bitches loved off roading."

by fourfoot September 13, 2008

reaking

1.) To smell of something strongly for a short period of time.

When you smoke a cigarette and the smell stocks to your clothes.

"I'm tired of you reaking of cigarette smoke"

by _adventuresam September 24, 2013