purse dusting

When brother-husbands in a cult get together for purely mechanical stress relief.... every 2-3 days

Brother Jacob was on purse dusting duty this evening.

by anonymous November 30, 2022

Soggy purse

A wet looose deep cave of a vagina

Tried to leave. She trapped me in her soggy purse.. and now she's pregnant... again..

by Soggy purse September 23, 2017

Scottish purse

To be used as a sexual innuendo. To be used mainly from a man to a woman. To imply or to do. Can be used as a noun or an adjective.

I'm going to give you the old Scottish purse.

by KBAZ January 11, 2024

Booty Purse

The same thing pretty much as a money belt or fanny pack

My grosse ass fanny pack went boom and my booty purse sum net kept me inside anx you boohoodinkydowjonesin for my Powell!

by Vin Nguyen July 2, 2017

purse gum

Like a chicklet you find at the bottom of your purse that you just have to eat.

I broke my tooth on a piece of purse gum.

by E = (MC)(MC) August 22, 2021

PURSE SNATCHER

Removal of the PROSTATE GLANDS in a MALE.

Well, the PURSE SNATCHER made sure you get another ASSHOLE as the last stage of CASTRATION is bringing back YOUR ASSHOLE.

by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 13, 2021

Purse Apple

A small apple which fits easily into the palm of one's hand and into a purse or bag for later consumption.

"Man, I really didn't want to have to eat another dry granola bar while waiting in line for the Morrissey concert. Then I remembered I had a purse apple in the bottom of my bag!"

by BardicLark October 26, 2016