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Sandy Pumpkins

A smile golden and black cat. Often a floof. Chonks are okay too but more rare. It’s allowed to be a spicy sandy pumpkin but that should not detract from its Sandiest coat and pumpkins like nose
Sandy pumpkins had to go to vet but was too spicy to be seen again
by Sandy bottoms pumpkins February 25, 2021
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Pumpkin Patrol

Pumpkin Patrol is the name given to people with above 25 farming, a full width pumpkin farm and above 300 speed in Hypixel Skyblock. Created by thirtyvirus, a YouTuber with over 100,000 subscribers, it became a group to rival the Wise Set Gang.
The Pumpkin Patrol will be faster than ANY other armour set.
by nadjit42 March 30, 2020
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The Pumpkin Game

It is indescribable. But.. we will attempt to metaphor. You open up a can of creativity and see what spills out. This is a game that attempts to disprove Newton's Law by showing that in the realms of the imagination, the force to smash a fictional pumpkin is not always met by an equal and opposing force to save the aforementioned fictional pumpkin.

Scenario A:
Bob: I have drawn a Pumpkin
Smead: I will now squash your pumpkin by drawing a hammer hanging precariously above it.
Bob: (pondering...) Bun of a Snitch...
Smead: Your turn.
Bob: (Scribbling) Hold on. There is now a gigantic sponge on top of my pumpkin. My sponge absorbs the shock of your hammer.
Smead: So we do this back and forth until somebody slips up and overlooks one of the multiple threats lurking around the pumpkin, or else (on the opposing side) fails to threaten its safety?
Bob: Pretty much, yep.
Smead: Wait--who blocks with a sponge?
Bob: I do.
Smead: This game is weird.
(loud clapping)
The End Of Scenario A

(there is no Scenario B)
So let me get this straight... Spiderman, with his extra gigantic and somehow magical bean-bag frisbee managed to block ALL of my bullets I shot at your pumpkin?!?! Fine! Fine! I am drawing a nuke! Take THAT, web-shooter! Can't block that? Then The Pumpkin Game is over!
by Tommy's Hill Figures May 27, 2014
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pumpkin coffee

when she goes to shit and it comes out as diarrhea after Taco Bell and smells like pumpkin coffee on sundays
“omg did you eat taco bell? it smells like pumpkin coffee” ~ aaron says
by unicornsavage1890 June 29, 2021
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Big pumpkin

Bob finally became a big pumpkin after giving that rusty trombone
by Johnny crackerjack April 26, 2017
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pumpkin chaser

A term used to address a basketball player. This word is commonly used by a person who dislike the sport.
Man, all I can find on TV is a bunch of pumpkin chasers. Ahh, there we go. Hockey night in Canada!
by Jacoebe April 29, 2014
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Pumpkin Monkey

Someone being goofy, silly, jack ass, dumb, idiot
-- Scott, shut up ya pumpkin monkey!

-- I'm sick of Brody acting like a pumpkin monkey
by HoffAloff August 15, 2018
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