Pulling a Johnson

Pulling a Johnson is a video game term for completing a multiplayer matchmaking game without earning a single kill against the opposing team.

Players that pull a Johnson help their team in absolutely no way. They only ensure defeat for the team, merciless mockery and a cloud of shame for pulling a Johnson.

Damn it Clint you died 20 times and got no kills. Great job pulling a Johnson!

by TurtleMoney April 10, 2021

to pull a evan on it

When you go to your friends house and you wont go home

oh nooo i have no spin home can i stay at yours? thats a evan

to pull a evan on it

by hahahahaha man October 21, 2010

Pulling a Woody

When you do something extremely stupid while drunk as fuck.

Duuude! You were completely pulling a Woody last night, you puked on your hand and wiped it on your crush's face "claiming" her to be yours.

by CostlyRacoon August 28, 2016

Pulled a jordan

When an author dies before completing a series that:
1. Extended over many books
2. Published over many years
3. Uses cliffhangers and leaves story arcs incomplete between books

Inspired by Robert Jordan's "Wheel of Time".

Why was Adam so pissed yesterday?" "Oh, he just found out that the author of that series he was reading pulled a jordan. After reading 8 books of that series already.

by acousticvis June 18, 2011

Pulling a Sarah

When you smoothly and nonchalantly peace out of family activities while on vacation and do your own thing.

Alison: “is Sarah coming to the beach?”
Sarah’s husband: “yeah where is Sarah. Be nice to have some helping watching our group of five little ones.”
Alison’s husband: “She’s pulling a Sarah. She went for a run and is probably sitting on the deck and having a gin and tonic.”

by Eric Reuth July 3, 2022

Pulling a Jeff

Calling in to work sick for no reason at all.

I didn't feel like going to work today so I pulled a Jeff.

I'm Pulling a Jeff today because I don't feel like working.

by TattooYoo November 16, 2014

Pull a hector

Pulling a hector is the act of leaving the meeting/classroom when the teacher asks you a question.

Teacher: Billy, where does the apostrophe go in the word ''they're''?
Student: *pull a hector*

by _nevergonnagiveyouup__ October 18, 2021